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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #45 on: January 11, 2007, 01:24:59 PM »
Granted.  It tastes delicious and it's good for you, but unfortunately it's provided by aliens who just abducted you.

I wish I had a sofa that didn't need to be duct taped but still fit in the space allotted a sofa in my apartment.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #46 on: January 11, 2007, 01:53:34 PM »
granted, but it's the most uncomfortable sofa you ever sat on

i wish i didn't have to go to work today
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #47 on: January 11, 2007, 01:54:32 PM »
granted, you are fired.


i wish that lunch would magically appear in front of me right now.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #48 on: January 11, 2007, 02:26:05 PM »
Granted.  A DVD of The Naked Lunch appears in front of you.

I wish I had the ability to make myself fall asleep or wake up completely (perky, refreshed) just by deciding to do so.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #49 on: January 11, 2007, 05:30:53 PM »
granted, but your nipples always look as perky as you do, and no matter what you do you cannot hide their  perkiness.


i wish this headache would just go away.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #50 on: January 11, 2007, 05:42:41 PM »
It does, along with your head.

I wish sex was more enjoyable.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #51 on: January 11, 2007, 05:45:56 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on January 11, 2007, 05:42:41 PM
It does, along with your head.

I wish sex was more enjoyable.

it is, but you'll never know! 8)


i wish i had more motivation.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #52 on: January 11, 2007, 05:49:20 PM »
Granted. A terrorist points a gun at your head.

I wish John Lennon was still alive.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #53 on: January 11, 2007, 05:51:45 PM »
Quote from: odeon on January 11, 2007, 05:49:20 PM
Granted. A terrorist points a gun at your head.

I wish John Lennon was still alive.
granted.

he resides at Bellevue hospital in a vegetative state.  paul McCartney writes a song about it and micahael jackson performs the song.



i wish we had more fresh meat here.  about 30 new members who post at the same rate as myself.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #54 on: January 11, 2007, 05:53:10 PM »
Granted, but they're all flo's relatives.

I wish I could meet someone nice.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #55 on: January 11, 2007, 06:01:11 PM »
Granted. She makes you a nice dinner. Boiled rabbit.

I wish Michael Jackson was in that Bellevue hospital in stead of John Lennon. P
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #56 on: January 11, 2007, 06:02:52 PM »
Quote from: odeon on January 11, 2007, 06:01:11 PM
Granted. She makes you a nice dinner. Boiled rabbit.

What's bad about that?  ???
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #57 on: January 11, 2007, 06:05:10 PM »
Quote from: odeon on January 11, 2007, 06:01:11 PM
I wish Michael Jackson was in that Bellevue hospital in stead of John Lennon. P

John Lennon is inconsolable in his grief and kills himself.

I wish I hadn't gotten ill 3 years ago.
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14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #58 on: January 11, 2007, 06:07:49 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on January 11, 2007, 06:02:52 PM
Quote from: odeon on January 11, 2007, 06:01:11 PM
Granted. She makes you a nice dinner. Boiled rabbit.

What's bad about that?  ???

Fatal Attraction, the film with Glenn Close as Michael Douglas' lover, had an explanation but I guess I should refrain from movie references...  :-[
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #59 on: January 11, 2007, 06:27:43 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on January 11, 2007, 05:53:10 PM
Granted, but they're all flo's relatives.

I wish I could meet someone nice.

Oh Noes!
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