Corrupted Wish game.

[earthboundmisfit]

Granted, but she is now a born again christian and condemns you to hell for your sinful lifestyle.


I want it to be a month from now.

[Scrapheap]

Granted!! Armegeddon happens 29 days from know and the world is a radioactive wasteland.

I wish Jana Cova would be my sex slave.

[Scrapheap]

Am I a thread killer??

['andersom']

Am I a thread killer??

Is that your new wish?

Will not be granted till the end of the century. Sorry.

Granted!! Armegeddon happens 29 days from know and the world is a radioactive wasteland.

I wish Jana Cova would be my sex slave.

From now on, she is, but suddenly, you turn gay.

I wish a domestic fairy. To fulfil all my domestic wishes.

[Scrapheap]

Granted!! You get Paris Hilton as your domestic fairy and she doesn't know how to do shit.

I want $100,000,000.01 tax free in a Swiss Bank account.

[odeon]

Granted. youj forget the bank account number.

I want a trouble-free life.

['andersom']

Granted, your under legal restraint for the rest of your life.

I wish my wine would taste better.

[Celticgoddess]

Granted and you're now drunk off yer arse. The more you drink the better it tastes.

I wish I didn't have to wait for my online purchases to arrive in the mail.

['andersom']

Granted and you're now drunk off yer arse. The more you drink the better it tastes.

I wish I didn't have to wait for my online purchases to arrive in the mail.

Granted, your two doors away neighbour rings your doorbell right now. She accidentally had received the package. And curious as she is, opened it and tried it.

Wish someone would light more candles in this room. Can't be arsed to get up to do it myself.

[Celticgoddess]

Granted but the candles were too close to the drapes and they went up in flames.

I wish I had enough money to re-decorate my house from top to bottom just the way I want it.

[Callaway]

Granted, but the money came from a bank robbery.  You are shot by the police, who think you were the bank robber, just as you finish decorating.

I wish my daughter would unload the dishwasher like I already told her to do.

['andersom']

Granted, You will recognise your favourite china in the mosaic she makes in a couple of hours.

Wish I can sleep in tomorrow.

[Yuri Bezmenov]

Granted!!  However you sleep for 50 years, becoming a real life Rip Van Winkle.

I wish that I win Megamillions today. 

[Icequeen]

Granted...2,500 relatives you didn't know you had, the Jehovah Witnesses, PETA, and 25 women claiming you have fathered their children are now camped out in your front yard wanting money.

I wish it would rain.

[odeon]

Granted. You now have a couple of days to find yourself a big enough boat.

I wish my fingers would stop hurting.