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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #180 on: November 06, 2009, 01:52:51 PM »
Granted, but a horse peed in it.

I wish my ankle would get better and I could somehow avoid surgery on it.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #181 on: November 06, 2009, 01:56:31 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on November 06, 2009, 01:52:51 PM
Granted, but a horse peed in it.

I wish my ankle would get better and I could somehow avoid surgery on it.

Granted! Leprosy takes care of that problem

I wish for French Fries and Gravy
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #182 on: November 06, 2009, 02:01:32 PM »
Granted, but the fries are soggy and the gravy tastes like wallpaper paste.

I wish for an entire winter with beautiful weather like we are having today.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #183 on: November 06, 2009, 02:21:54 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on November 06, 2009, 02:01:32 PM

I wish for an entire winter with beautiful weather like we are having today.

Добро пожаловать в красивый Норильск!

I want 2 Red Hot Beef & Bean burritos microwaved to steaming perfection in their wrappers
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #184 on: November 06, 2009, 05:12:51 PM »
Granted, you have got a severe cold, taking away sense of smell and taste though.

I want a good enjoyable massage.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #185 on: November 07, 2009, 03:31:21 PM »
granted, but it's by a 500 lbs german woman who leaves you more bruised than relaxed.

I wish my house would instantly organize itself to perfection.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #186 on: November 07, 2009, 03:40:11 PM »
Granted, the house does organise you out though.

I wish a bathtub in a candlelit bathroom, filled with warm water and some lavender oil.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #187 on: November 07, 2009, 04:13:52 PM »
Granted. A CD player falls in the tub and you're electrocuted.

I wish I could just do nothing today.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #188 on: November 07, 2009, 04:18:05 PM »
Granted, you're fired.

I wish that CD player had not stuck on my skin.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #189 on: November 07, 2009, 07:06:16 PM »
Granted, but when it was removed it left a permanent outline and every time your arms get sun, the outline shows more and more.

(btw - being organized out of my house right now is sounding tempting) :laugh:

I wish I could hop in my car and take a nice long roadtrip
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #190 on: November 08, 2009, 12:36:46 AM »
Granted, you get in your car and some drunk driver hits you and you die.


I wish Benny & Joon were real and all the characters from it exist.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #191 on: November 08, 2009, 03:12:11 AM »
Granted but Aiden Quinn is cornholing Johnny Depp.

I wish I would hit the Lottery.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #192 on: November 08, 2009, 08:07:41 AM »
Granted, but all you got out of the hit was a busted knuckle and a whole heap of fucking monopoly money. Bastards.

(damn, SG knows how to corrupt a wish. Now I'm depressed :P )

I wish I could spend a month at the cottage without kids.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #193 on: November 08, 2009, 01:23:59 PM »
Granted but then whoever is watching your kids kidnaps them and you have to do a long search for them and it takes you ten years to get them back. By then they are grown.



I wish Benny & Joon was filmed in Portland instead of Spokane.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #194 on: November 08, 2009, 09:29:31 PM »
Granted but now Johnny Depp and Aiden Quinn get beat to death while cornholing each other when a skinhead/ethiopian fight breaks out.

I wish Rachel Weisz would get her little brunette ass here to keep me company.
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