Corrupted Wish game.

[Scrapheap]

Granted!!! You get a Siberian Tiger who partialy eats you, leaving you to die a slow lingering death.

I wish Paris Hilton would drop dead.

[QuirkyCarla]

granted, but before she died, someone cloned her.

i wish i could socialize like a neurotypical.

[McGiver]

granted, but before she died, someone cloned her.

i wish i could socialize like a neurotypical.

granted, but now you are phony.

i wish my girls would calm down.

[Litigious]

i wish my girls would calm down.

Granted, but that's because I gave them Valium. 

[Graelwyn]

Where's your wish? I see a star shining brightly awaiting your wish, dear 

[McGiver]

i wish my girls would calm down.

Granted, but that's because I gave them Valium. 

pay attention, drug pusher, you are supposed to ask for a wish.

[Leto729]

Where's your wish? I see a star shining brightly awaiting your wish, dear 

He was granted His wish and became a administrator.

[Graelwyn]

Darn it, if that star is so damn good, why doesn't it do shit for me? 

[Leto729]

Darn it, if that star is so damn good, why doesn't it do shit for me? 

Cann't answer that one.

[Callaway]

Darn it, if that star is so damn good, why doesn't it do shit for me? 

Granted.  You get a male cat who magically transforms into the man of your dreams then you remember you had the cat fixed because he started spraying your furniture.  

I wish I had a maid.

[Litigious]

Oh, I wish I could sleep. It's 5:40 in the morning here.

[Graelwyn]

    Damnit, I will stick to my rampant rabbit, at least I get the controls then  

[Leto729]

Oh, I wish I could sleep. It's 5:40 in the morning here.

Drink some Beer.

Not Milk.

[Litigious]

I wish I had a maid.

Granted. But she's a slut trying to get your husband in bed. 

[McGiver]

Oh, I wish I could sleep. It's 5:40 in the morning here.

granted.
but when  you wake up you are in a trance from being hypnotized.


and you quack like a whenever you read or hear the word rim job.



i wish i could type faster.