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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #90 on: January 12, 2007, 09:45:35 PM »
Granted!!! You get a Siberian Tiger who partialy eats you, leaving you to die a slow lingering death.

I wish Paris Hilton would drop dead.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #91 on: January 12, 2007, 09:49:24 PM »
granted, but before she died, someone cloned her.

i wish i could socialize like a neurotypical.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #92 on: January 12, 2007, 10:00:41 PM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on January 12, 2007, 09:49:24 PM
granted, but before she died, someone cloned her.

i wish i could socialize like a neurotypical.
granted, but now you are phony.

i wish my girls would calm down.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #93 on: January 12, 2007, 10:30:30 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on January 12, 2007, 10:00:41 PM
i wish my girls would calm down.

Granted, but that's because I gave them Valium.  :eyebrows: ;)
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #94 on: January 12, 2007, 10:32:30 PM »
Where's your wish? I see a star shining brightly awaiting your wish, dear  :green:
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #95 on: January 12, 2007, 10:33:43 PM »
Quote from: Litigious on January 12, 2007, 10:30:30 PM
Quote from: McJagger on January 12, 2007, 10:00:41 PM
i wish my girls would calm down.

Granted, but that's because I gave them Valium.  :eyebrows: ;)
pay attention, drug pusher, you are supposed to ask for a wish.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #96 on: January 12, 2007, 10:34:35 PM »
Quote from: Graelwyn on January 12, 2007, 10:32:30 PM
Where's your wish? I see a star shining brightly awaiting your wish, dear  :green:
He was granted His wish and became a administrator. ;)
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #97 on: January 12, 2007, 10:36:20 PM »
Darn it, if that star is so damn good, why doesn't it do shit for me?  :P
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #98 on: January 12, 2007, 10:37:53 PM »
Quote from: Graelwyn on January 12, 2007, 10:36:20 PM
Darn it, if that star is so damn good, why doesn't it do shit for me?  :P
Cann't answer that one. ;D
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #99 on: January 12, 2007, 10:38:26 PM »
Quote from: Graelwyn on January 12, 2007, 10:36:20 PM
Darn it, if that star is so damn good, why doesn't it do shit for me?  :P

Granted.  You get a male cat who magically transforms into the man of your dreams then you remember you had the cat fixed because he started spraying your furniture.   :laugh:

I wish I had a maid.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #100 on: January 12, 2007, 10:39:23 PM »
Oh, I wish I could sleep. It's 5:40 in the morning here.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #101 on: January 12, 2007, 10:39:59 PM »
 :o  :laugh: Damnit, I will stick to my rampant rabbit, at least I get the controls then  :P
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #102 on: January 12, 2007, 10:40:41 PM »
Quote from: Litigious on January 12, 2007, 10:39:23 PM
Oh, I wish I could sleep. It's 5:40 in the morning here.
Drink some Beer. ;D

Not Milk. :eyebrows:
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #103 on: January 12, 2007, 10:43:32 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on January 12, 2007, 10:38:26 PM
I wish I had a maid.

Granted. But she's a slut trying to get your husband in bed.  8)
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #104 on: January 12, 2007, 10:44:43 PM »
Quote from: Litigious on January 12, 2007, 10:39:23 PM
Oh, I wish I could sleep. It's 5:40 in the morning here.
granted.
but when  you wake up you are in a trance from being hypnotized.


and you quack like a duck whenever you read or hear the word rim job.



i wish i could type faster.

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