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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #30 on: January 11, 2007, 09:39:32 AM »
Granted.  Cannibals make soup out of you.

I wish my ipod could hold more songs.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #31 on: January 11, 2007, 09:41:25 AM »
Quote from: Graelwyn on January 11, 2007, 09:34:20 AM
Your hunger vanishes but only as a result of a 20 foot worm filling your intestines  :green:


I wish I could have a nice, hot bath
granted, but the only reason the warmth is room temperature is because it is human urine.

i wish my kids wouldn't fight for just one day.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #32 on: January 11, 2007, 10:25:33 AM »
Granted, but you have to take them to Disneyland that day they don't fight and they both agree that they want to ride the "It's a Small World" boat 20 times, then you can't get that song out of your head for at least a month.


I wish I had some dark chocolate.

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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #33 on: January 11, 2007, 10:29:04 AM »
granted.
dark chocolate with nuts...and worms


i wish for nice weather this weekend.  i have to caoch the season final soccer tournament and i must endure 8 games in two days.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #34 on: January 11, 2007, 10:38:11 AM »
Granted, because of global warming.

I wish I knew why McJ skipped my post.   :(
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #35 on: January 11, 2007, 10:39:55 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 11, 2007, 09:39:32 AM


I wish my ipod could hold more songs.

granted it can hold a billion zillion songs
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #36 on: January 11, 2007, 10:41:05 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 11, 2007, 10:38:11 AM
Granted, because of global warming.

I wish I knew why McJ skipped my post.   :(

granted but the response was lame.


i wish that i could become sterile without having a vasectomy (Jan 22).
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #37 on: January 11, 2007, 10:41:58 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 11, 2007, 09:39:32 AM
Granted.  Cannibals make soup out of you.

I wish my ipod could hold more songs.

Granted.  It holds trillions of songs, but you have no time to listen to them.

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Quote from: PMS Elle on January 11, 2007, 10:38:11 AM
Granted, because of global warming.

I wish I knew why McJ skipped my post.   :(

granted but the response was lame.


i wish that i could become sterile without having a vasectomy (Jan 22).

Granted, but they sterilize you by castration.  Your wife can literally keep your balls in a jar on the refrigerator then.

I wish snow automatically melted off roads and sidewalks, but stuck on lawns.
« Last Edit: January 11, 2007, 10:58:53 AM by Callaway »
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #38 on: January 11, 2007, 11:24:19 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on January 11, 2007, 10:41:58 AM
I wish snow automatically melted off roads and sidewalks, but stuck on lawns.

Granted. They're so hot that if you ever drive them, your car will melt, too.

I wish I'd sleep more.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #39 on: January 11, 2007, 11:29:16 AM »
Quote from: odeon on January 11, 2007, 11:24:19 AM
Quote from: Callaway on January 11, 2007, 10:41:58 AM
I wish snow automatically melted off roads and sidewalks, but stuck on lawns.

Granted. They're so hot that if you ever drive them, your car will melt, too.

I wish I'd sleep more.
granted, Rumplestiltskin

http://www.wilderdom.com/vignettes/WhatIfWeSlept100Years.html

wish that i could become sterile without having a vasectomy (Jan 22).
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #40 on: January 11, 2007, 11:44:22 AM »
Granted but the 'magic' procedure also shrinks your cock by 50%.


I wish I didn't need as much sleep.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #41 on: January 11, 2007, 12:28:17 PM »
Granted.  You're dead.

I wish that how good a food tasted was determined by how healthy it was (positive correlation).
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #42 on: January 11, 2007, 12:51:37 PM »
Granted, but now you spend a fortune buying garlic to eat raw, and nobody will come within 5 metres of you.

I wish I always found it easy to be awake during the day and asleep at night,
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #43 on: January 11, 2007, 12:54:36 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on January 11, 2007, 12:51:37 PM
Granted, but now you spend a fortune buying garlic to eat raw, and nobody will come within 5 metres of you.

I wish I always found it easy to be awake during the day and asleep at night,

granted but two of your teeth fall out (incisors).

i wish i knew what people were thinking.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #44 on: January 11, 2007, 12:55:40 PM »
Granted but you really don't like what you hear.

I wish I had a drink right now.
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