Corrupted Wish game.

[McGiver]

They do, but now they put it all in your CD-burner. 

I wish me a bottle of ancient single malt whisky for 30000 SEK/$4000.

granted.  but as you save it for a special occasion you never notice the hairline fracture in the bottom of the bottle.


i wish that i could get an erection like i did when i was a teenager.

[Callaway]

i wish that i could get an erection like i did when i was a teenager.

Granted.  You get an erection that can cut diamonds, but it lasts for four days and will not go away no matter how many times you cum.  You have to go to parent teacher conferences for both of your daughters in their classrooms and their teachers cannot help but stare at it.

 

I wish that the worrying I have been doing about a problem turns out to have been for nothing.

[McGiver]

i wish that i could get an erection like i did when i was a teenager.

Granted.  You get an erection that can cut diamonds, but it lasts for four days and will not go away no matter how many times you cum.  You have to go to parent teacher conferences for both of your daughters in their classrooms and their teachers cannot help but stare at it.

 

I wish that the worrying I have been doing about a problem turns out to have been for nothing.

granted!

[Scrapheap]

Very sublime McJ..... 

[purposefulinsanity]

Bump 

[McGiver]

i wish that i could get an erection like i did when i was a teenager.

Granted.  You get an erection that can cut diamonds, but it lasts for four days and will not go away no matter how many times you cum.  You have to go to parent teacher conferences for both of your daughters in their classrooms and their teachers cannot help but stare at it.

 

I wish that the worrying I have been doing about a problem turns out to have been for nothing.

granted!

how did things turn out?

[Callaway]

i wish that i could get an erection like i did when i was a teenager.

Granted.  You get an erection that can cut diamonds, but it lasts for four days and will not go away no matter how many times you cum.  You have to go to parent teacher conferences for both of your daughters in their classrooms and their teachers cannot help but stare at it.

 

I wish that the worrying I have been doing about a problem turns out to have been for nothing.

granted!

how did things turn out?

I hope to find out in a meeting with them tomorrow morning. 

I'm thinking the news can't be all good if they have to meet with us like this to discuss it.

[Scrapheap]

I wish for a new place to live that has a 25' attached garage.

[Calandale]

Granted, but the semis pulling in and out drive you crazy.

I wish a fish.

[Scrapheap]

Granted, but the semis pulling in and out drive you crazy.

I wish a fish.

Granted!! I just ate some Fish& Chips!! Mmmm good!!

I wish I had a girlfriend who was 5'4", 34C-22-34

[Litigious]

Granted. But she has fucked the whole county and has 4 different STDs. One them is AIDS. 

I wich it wasn't cloudy and cold outside.

[Scrapheap]

Granted!! You get hit by a freak heat wave that melts all the snow in Lappland and floods the rest of Sweden !!!

I wish we win the rest of the races this year.

[odeon]

Granted!! You get hit by a freak heat wave that melts all the snow in Lappland and floods the rest of Sweden !!!

I wish we win the rest of the races this year.

Granted. You come in last every time you race next year.

I wish I could speed read.

[Scrapheap]

Granted!!! However you becom addicted to books.... and Meth!! You're found dead in the gutter in Paris 6 months from now.

I wish I could always out-pace McJagger in postwhoring.

[odeon]

Granted!!! However you becom addicted to books.... and Meth!! You're found dead in the gutter in Paris 6 months from now.

I wish I could always out-pace McJagger in postwhoring.

Granted. You wake up one morning, superglued to the computer, and your browser will only take you to Intensity.

I wish I was less hooked on message boards.