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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #105 on: January 12, 2007, 10:46:18 PM »
Granted, but the downside is you cannot stop typing at all, 24/7


I wish I had a nice bar of calorie free chocolate  :green:
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #106 on: January 12, 2007, 10:48:13 PM »
Quote from: Graelwyn on January 12, 2007, 10:39:59 PM
:o  :laugh: Damnit, I will stick to my rampant rabbit, at least I get the controls then  :P
Control is nothing espesily if You can not control it in the end.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #107 on: January 12, 2007, 10:51:16 PM »
Quote from: Graelwyn on January 12, 2007, 10:46:18 PM
Granted, but the downside is you cannot stop typing at all, 24/7


I wish I had a nice bar of calorie free chocolate  :green:

Granted, but you have to share it with me.   :green:

I wish I had one of those massage chairs that massage your back, like my daughter's dentist has in his waiting room.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #108 on: January 12, 2007, 11:19:29 PM »
Wish granted, but attached to the massage chair is a robotic dentist who will forever be drilling your mouth while you have the massage  :evillaugh:


I wish it was summer again
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #109 on: January 13, 2007, 01:55:34 AM »
granted, but it's 110 degrees F every day, and your air conditioner is broken.

I wish I wasn't so moody.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #110 on: January 13, 2007, 01:58:29 AM »
Nothing here for Me.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #111 on: January 13, 2007, 08:14:01 AM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on January 13, 2007, 01:55:34 AM
granted, but it's 110 degrees F every day, and your air conditioner is broken.

I wish I wasn't so moody.


Granted.  You're now a MAN!

I wish I had the power to make people orgasm at will without even nessessarily touching them or being in close contact to them.  (I would use this power for evil as well as good, likely as not.)
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #112 on: January 13, 2007, 08:38:06 AM »
Never has been.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #113 on: January 27, 2007, 10:59:41 AM »
I'll corrupt my own wish:  I have that power, but I'm back to having horrible touchaphobia.

New wish:  I wish my cat's litterbox and litterbox habits required no maintenance whatsoever.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #114 on: January 27, 2007, 12:03:07 PM »
Quote from: Flying Toaster on January 27, 2007, 10:59:41 AM
I'll corrupt my own wish:  I have that power, but I'm back to having horrible touchaphobia.

New wish:  I wish my cat's litterbox and litterbox habits required no maintenance whatsoever.

Get a dog.  I read about a guy who had a dog that would keep his cat's litter tray turd-free.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #115 on: January 27, 2007, 12:49:42 PM »
I wish Jana Cova would shag me stupid.

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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #116 on: January 27, 2007, 12:50:49 PM »
Quote from: Yougurt on January 27, 2007, 12:49:42 PM
I wish Jana Cova would shag me stupid.

Sorry can't grant this one you already are  :P
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #117 on: January 27, 2007, 12:52:33 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on January 27, 2007, 12:50:49 PM
Quote from: Yougurt on January 27, 2007, 12:49:42 PM
I wish Jana Cova would shag me stupid.

Sorry can't grant this one you already are  :P

No, Actually I did'nt get laid last night.  :-*
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #118 on: January 27, 2007, 12:57:07 PM »
Quote from: Yougurt on January 27, 2007, 12:49:42 PM
I wish Jana Cova would shag me stupid.

granted!
notice the adam's apple?



i wish that i could have sex already.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #119 on: January 27, 2007, 01:02:20 PM »
Granted, but your balls ache and you knock up your wife again.

I wish I could make an igloo with my daughter out of the snow in the back yard.  This snow is too dry and it won't stick together.   :(
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