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Christmas hampers.
« on: December 20, 2010, 06:04:42 AM »
Just got my Xmas hamper from work. Most companies give things like that to all their employees here.

Mine was filled with a mini outdoor BBQ, hidden in a compact cooler bag, marshmallows, wine, crisps, cookbook and some sauces.


Read about a hamper with a wink at an other company though. A company in glue spraying and sewing put vibrators in the hampers of the women, and a tube of lube in the hampers of the men. Thought it was funny and creative.

What was in your hamper if you got one? And did you hear of creative different hampers this year?
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Re: Christmas hampers.
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2010, 10:34:19 AM »
My husband got a gift basket from Harry and David from one of his customers with apples, pears, pretzels, cheeses, sausage, chocolate covered cherries, caramel and chocolate popcorn with almonds in it.

He will get another gift basket from his company as well and he's giving Christmas bonuses to the people who work for him.

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Re: Christmas hampers.
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2010, 12:17:35 PM »
When I worked for Force Racing, our gift baskets consisted of whatever racing collectables didn't sell at the gift shop. I got a couple cool cars that were worth $100 or so.  :-\

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Re: Christmas hampers.
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2010, 01:44:26 PM »
One of the down sides of working for the government is no bonus, company party or christmas present.  No party or present if retired.  However it felt damn good to retire at 49.
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Re: Christmas hampers.
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2010, 09:53:47 PM »
Later on i'll be taking a HD picture of a christmas hamper.

But since my chest fuzz collects things, I think you get where i'm going with this. Women and children please leave the room.  >:D

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Re: Christmas hampers.
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2010, 10:28:13 PM »
Later on i'll be taking a HD picture of a christmas hamper.

But since my chest fuzz collects things, I think you get where i'm going with this. Women and children please leave the room.  >:D

Are you trying to take Richards place as the sites top sicko-perv??

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Re: Christmas hampers.
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2010, 10:31:45 PM »
Later on i'll be taking a HD picture of a christmas hamper.

But since my chest fuzz collects things, I think you get where i'm going with this. Women and children please leave the room.  >:D

Are you trying to take Richards place as the sites top sicko-perv??

You are talking to Richard.

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Re: Christmas hampers.
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2010, 10:34:23 PM »
Later on i'll be taking a HD picture of a christmas hamper.

But since my chest fuzz collects things, I think you get where i'm going with this. Women and children please leave the room.  >:D

Are you trying to take Richards place as the sites top sicko-perv??

You are talking to Richard.

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No wonder he sounded so familiar!!

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Re: Christmas hampers.
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2010, 11:22:06 PM »
Later on i'll be taking a HD picture of a christmas hamper.

But since my chest fuzz collects things, I think you get where i'm going with this. Women and children please leave the room.  >:D

Are you trying to take Richards place as the sites top sicko-perv??

You are talking to Richard.

 :hahaha:


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No wonder he sounded so familiar!!

One thing that AFF has over I2 is that name changes are relatively rare. On AFF, I always know who I'm talking to.  :)
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Re: Christmas hampers.
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2010, 11:26:22 PM »
Later on i'll be taking a HD picture of a christmas hamper.

But since my chest fuzz collects things, I think you get where i'm going with this. Women and children please leave the room.  >:D

Are you trying to take Richards place as the sites top sicko-perv??

You are talking to Richard.

 :hahaha:


:rofl:

No wonder he sounded so familiar!!

One thing that AFF has over I2 is that name changes are relatively rare. On AFF, I always know who I'm talking to.  :)

Probably because people there can't change their screen names themselves, right?

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Re: Christmas hampers.
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2010, 11:36:23 PM »
Later on i'll be taking a HD picture of a christmas hamper.

But since my chest fuzz collects things, I think you get where i'm going with this. Women and children please leave the room.  >:D

Are you trying to take Richards place as the sites top sicko-perv??

You are talking to Richard.

 :hahaha:


:rofl:

No wonder he sounded so familiar!!

One thing that AFF has over I2 is that name changes are relatively rare. On AFF, I always know who I'm talking to.  :)

Probably because people there can't change their screen names themselves, right?

Correct. A user has to ask an administrator to do it.
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Christmas hampers.
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2010, 03:51:05 AM »
One of the down sides of working for the government is no bonus, company party or christmas present.  No party or present if retired.  However it felt damn good to retire at 49.

If I worked where you did, I'd only have five more years till retirement...  :bigcry:
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Re: Christmas hampers.
« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2010, 04:59:54 AM »
all I want for christmas is a naked 20 year old guy covered in tattoos tied to a chair

praise be to god amen

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Re: Christmas hampers.
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2010, 07:49:40 AM »
all I want for christmas is a naked 20 year old guy covered in tattoos tied to a chair

praise be to god amen

I think Squid would love this post, if he were around to see it, so  :squiddy:
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Re: Christmas hampers.
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2010, 08:39:39 AM »
 :laugh:

just dont forget the "tied to a chair" part  :zoinks: