A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: hykeaswell on December 24, 2010, 06:05:40 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on December 24, 2010, 05:27:17 PMChristmas duel anyone? Holly at 10 paces.Don't you dare touching that holly. That garland is going to stay untouched till I say so. No one is going to mess with my decorations. I don't have any decorations! I'm an utter heathen!
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 24, 2010, 05:27:17 PMChristmas duel anyone? Holly at 10 paces.Don't you dare touching that holly. That garland is going to stay untouched till I say so. No one is going to mess with my decorations.
Christmas duel anyone? Holly at 10 paces.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 24, 2010, 06:21:53 PMQuote from: odeon on December 24, 2010, 06:08:47 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on December 24, 2010, 06:05:40 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on December 24, 2010, 05:27:17 PMChristmas duel anyone? Holly at 10 paces.Don't you dare touching that holly. That garland is going to stay untouched till I say so. No one is going to mess with my decorations. I'll totally slap his ass, though, if he thinks I'm handling Richard with kid gloves.As long as you don't touch my holly. OK. I'll handle him with kid gloves.
Quote from: odeon on December 24, 2010, 06:08:47 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on December 24, 2010, 06:05:40 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on December 24, 2010, 05:27:17 PMChristmas duel anyone? Holly at 10 paces.Don't you dare touching that holly. That garland is going to stay untouched till I say so. No one is going to mess with my decorations. I'll totally slap his ass, though, if he thinks I'm handling Richard with kid gloves.As long as you don't touch my holly.
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 24, 2010, 06:05:40 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on December 24, 2010, 05:27:17 PMChristmas duel anyone? Holly at 10 paces.Don't you dare touching that holly. That garland is going to stay untouched till I say so. No one is going to mess with my decorations. I'll totally slap his ass, though, if he thinks I'm handling Richard with kid gloves.
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 24, 2010, 06:08:49 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on December 24, 2010, 06:05:40 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on December 24, 2010, 05:27:17 PMChristmas duel anyone? Holly at 10 paces.Don't you dare touching that holly. That garland is going to stay untouched till I say so. No one is going to mess with my decorations. I don't have any decorations! I'm an utter heathen! This is the first year since I have kids that I don't have a tree. And I am the one missing it I do have a curly hazel branch hanging close to the ceiling with blue and copper coloured tiny Christmas balls, and a holly garland, with lights and red, green and purple balls. Also a bunch of white tulips on the dining table. Looks mildly festive.
Holly:any tree or shrub of the genus Ilex having red berries and shiny evergreen leaves with prickly edges
Quote from: odeon on December 24, 2010, 06:24:35 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on December 24, 2010, 06:21:53 PMQuote from: odeon on December 24, 2010, 06:08:47 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on December 24, 2010, 06:05:40 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on December 24, 2010, 05:27:17 PMChristmas duel anyone? Holly at 10 paces.Don't you dare touching that holly. That garland is going to stay untouched till I say so. No one is going to mess with my decorations. I'll totally slap his ass, though, if he thinks I'm handling Richard with kid gloves.As long as you don't touch my holly. OK. I'll handle him with kid gloves. Am I missing a meaning of the word holly?
I do believe odeon is referring to Sir Les!
QuoteHolly:any tree or shrub of the genus Ilex having red berries and shiny evergreen leaves with prickly edges
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on December 24, 2010, 01:14:19 AMQuote from: odeon on December 23, 2010, 03:55:18 PMHe flooded several threads with images (the same one, actually, linked to ovwer and over and over again). AFAIK you haven't done anything like that.He behaves like a kid...and Richard on the other hand doesn't? Odeon let's be honest.Richard behaves like a kid and is just as in your face with posting irritating images again and again.He also accuses the Admin of abusing their Admin privileges and acts is every bit as childish and as much of a whiny retard as Duke...if not more.Difference? You like Richard and Richard has been a member longer.That is the truth and whether Duke deserves a bit of sinbinning is neither here nor there. It just pisses me off having Richard be a dick to no lesser degree and cheer on Duke's sinbinning and/or blabbering whilst everyone has to pander to his unchecked douchbaggery.I hope his hemorrhoids grow teeth.Fine. Let's be honest.I didn't blabberize Duke because he was behaving like a kid. It's something he was good at long before this little incident. I blabberized him because he repeatedly flooded threads, making them impossible for anyone else to read, and then ignored my warnings, telling me that he'd continue until Richard was sinbinned and that he would create new accounts to flood I2 with if I sinbinned him.That's the truth. Had Richard flooded the board I would have done the same. Had you flooded the board, I would have done the same. Had CBC flooded-- you get the picture.Nobody is sinbinned because they behave like kids. If that was the case, a lot of us, me included, would have to be sinbinned or blabberized or just stopped. Duke tried to make threads unreadable for others and ignored the warnings, and that's why this happened. I don't give a fuck about people accusing us to abuse our admin privileges and I doubt that the others care either. We aren't that sensitive. We may respond and defend ourselves but nobody is sinbinned or blabberized because of something as petty as that.Don't believe me? A callout might be in order.
Quote from: odeon on December 23, 2010, 03:55:18 PMHe flooded several threads with images (the same one, actually, linked to ovwer and over and over again). AFAIK you haven't done anything like that.He behaves like a kid...and Richard on the other hand doesn't? Odeon let's be honest.Richard behaves like a kid and is just as in your face with posting irritating images again and again.He also accuses the Admin of abusing their Admin privileges and acts is every bit as childish and as much of a whiny retard as Duke...if not more.Difference? You like Richard and Richard has been a member longer.That is the truth and whether Duke deserves a bit of sinbinning is neither here nor there. It just pisses me off having Richard be a dick to no lesser degree and cheer on Duke's sinbinning and/or blabbering whilst everyone has to pander to his unchecked douchbaggery.I hope his hemorrhoids grow teeth.
He flooded several threads with images (the same one, actually, linked to ovwer and over and over again). AFAIK you haven't done anything like that.He behaves like a kid.
Richard has never flooded the place though iirc
See the callouts section.