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ive had _enough_ of fucking shark-docus
« on: December 09, 2010, 12:21:26 AM »
ANYBODY who gives the slightest fuck about sharks KNOW
that theyre not monsters
theyre not evil
theyre not hitler
etc etc etc

this goes for any fucking carnivorous animal on the planet.

WE KNOW.

on top of it, theyre of course going to far, the sharks are super-nice, theyll hug you, please swim with them, etc
they had a 6-year old on this docu, going "the white shark is in reality very nice"
w the scientists wiping a fucking tear
GOOD GOING ASSHOLES
whats next, theyre gonna throw toddlers in the ocean?
lets teach kindergarden children that rattlesnakes are totally harmless while we're at it. tell them to absolutely approach alligators.
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Re: ive had _enough_ of fucking shark-docus
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2010, 03:18:15 AM »
Also, don't eat sharks; they taste of pee and they're full of mercury.
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Re: ive had _enough_ of fucking shark-docus
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2010, 03:30:18 AM »
Quote from: Peter on December 09, 2010, 03:18:15 AM
Also, don't eat sharks; they taste of pee and they're full of mercury.

thanx for the warning!

i AM however going to eat salmon

and codfish!

and trout :9

and herring

and mackerel

and pollock

and perch

and anchovies mmm

*is norwegian!*
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Re: ive had _enough_ of fucking shark-docus
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2010, 11:16:43 AM »
I dont eat fish, but i might have to now that my butts fucked up
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Re: ive had _enough_ of fucking shark-docus
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2010, 02:20:38 PM »
Not all sharks taste like piss some are quite good.  Expensive though and most fish these days are full of mercury
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Re: ive had _enough_ of fucking shark-docus
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2010, 05:42:01 PM »
Are you talking about something in the news zeg? What's this thread about?
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Re: ive had _enough_ of fucking shark-docus
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2010, 09:07:51 PM »
Quote from: Osensitive1 on December 09, 2010, 05:42:01 PM
Are you talking about something in the news zeg? What's this thread about?

shark docus, shark week, sharks on nat geo, sharks on discovery and sharks on animal planet

every single shark docu seems to have 1 agenda:
convince us that sharks "arent like in the movie Jaws"

im just tired of that lame old angle...
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