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My body seems to be falling the fuck apart
« on: December 08, 2010, 11:35:39 AM »
First its my godamn teeth giving me all hell, and before that (years before) i had a hernia. Then it was motherfucking arthritis or MS or some shit, NOW its another fucking thing. I really dont feel like mentioning what it is because its fucking embarresing but ITS PAINFUL. It feels like someone shot me in this part of my body with a shotgun!

You know i got to say, If you live long enough it just seems like god wants to kick you in the ass for living so,  :M
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Re: My body seems to be falling the fuck apart
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2010, 11:41:41 AM »
Quote from: scorn on December 08, 2010, 11:35:39 AM
First its my godamn teeth giving me all hell, and before that (years before) i had a hernia. Then it was motherfucking arthritis or MS or some shit, NOW its another fucking thing. I really dont feel like mentioning what it is because its fucking embarresing but ITS PAINFUL. It feels like someone shot me in this part of my body with a shotgun!

You know i got to say, If you live long enough it just seems like god wants to kick you in the ass for living so,  :M

Richard, have you been stuffing guns up your ass again??  ::)  :laugh:
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Re: My body seems to be falling the fuck apart
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2010, 11:45:49 AM »
Haha, yes. percisely. :toporly:
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Re: My body seems to be falling the fuck apart
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2010, 03:36:12 PM »
You need to see a doctor. How can you tell that you have MS or arthritis or anything else without being tested?  ???
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Re: My body seems to be falling the fuck apart
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2010, 03:49:19 PM »
Just hope you never get kidney stones they are  FUCKING painful
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Re: My body seems to be falling the fuck apart
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2010, 03:50:50 PM »
I just came back from the walk-inn clinic, Just as i motherfucking expected!  >:( i'm so fucking pissed off, Apparently I dont eat enought FIBER. and when i explained to the doctor why i was on my canned food diet he about passed the fuck out! All for a fire agate! my baby! Its a common condition and i shouldnt have been so frightend to go, so that was reassuring. I need to relax, and just drink more goddamn water  ::) and eat food I cant afford!
i never explained my arthritis problems because i cant deal with yet another fucking problem. until its gets really bad then i'll go.


sorry, if i was snippy with anyone but this really is putting me in such a bad mood
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Re: My body seems to be falling the fuck apart
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2010, 03:52:17 PM »
Quote from: scorn on December 08, 2010, 03:50:50 PM
I just came back from the walk-inn clinic, Just as i motherfucking expected!  >:( i'm so fucking pissed off, Apparently I dont eat enought FIBER. and when i explained to the doctor why i was on my canned food diet he about passed the fuck out! All for a fire agate! my baby! Its a common condition and i shouldnt have been so frightend to go, so that was reassuring. I need to relax, and just drink more goddamn water  ::) and eat food I cant afford!

sorry, if i was snippy with anyone but this really is putting me in such a bad mood

It's understandable. But high-fiber food doesn't have to be terribly expensive. Keep watching the supermarket fliers for good deals!  :thumbup:
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Re: My body seems to be falling the fuck apart
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2010, 03:53:40 PM »
So, richard is full of shit?  Who knew?
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Re: My body seems to be falling the fuck apart
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2010, 03:57:12 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 08, 2010, 03:53:40 PM
So, richard is full of shit?  Who knew?

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Re: My body seems to be falling the fuck apart
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Re: My body seems to be falling the fuck apart
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2010, 04:00:35 PM »
Eat some grass and tree bark?
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Re: My body seems to be falling the fuck apart
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2010, 06:13:18 PM »
Those daily fiber supplements aren't too expensive.
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Re: My body seems to be falling the fuck apart
« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2010, 06:47:47 PM »
haha what a dick
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Re: My body seems to be falling the fuck apart
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2010, 08:26:38 PM »
Richard, the reason why your body is falling apart is because you're... well, it's just easier to call you stupid! :wanker:
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Re: My body seems to be falling the fuck apart
« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2010, 08:27:09 PM »
Oh, and also, PanterA sucks balls of cheap plastic. :wanker:
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