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Re: My body seems to be falling the fuck apart
« Reply #45 on: December 09, 2010, 04:14:02 PM »
And I am very good with the harpoon. :orly:

I'm afraid WOW skills don't apply to real life.  :orly:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: My body seems to be falling the fuck apart
« Reply #46 on: December 09, 2010, 04:46:46 PM »
And I am very good with the harpoon. :orly:

I'm afraid WOW skills don't apply to real life.  :orly:

I have never played WOW. :toporly:

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Re: My body seems to be falling the fuck apart
« Reply #47 on: December 09, 2010, 04:51:29 PM »
Oh, and whatever Schleed and Co. says, I will ignore, because they have said more than enough for me to fly over to where the Hell they live, get a sledgehammer, and beat their head in over and over until blood, brain chunks, and skull pieces come FLYING OUT!!! Hell yeah, now THAT would be fucking METAL right there, bitches! :evillaugh:

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Re: My body seems to be falling the fuck apart
« Reply #48 on: December 09, 2010, 04:52:41 PM »
And I am very good with the harpoon. :orly:

I'm afraid WOW skills don't apply to real life.  :orly:

I have never played WOW. :toporly:

You may as well , your life couldn't be any worse :toporly:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: My body seems to be falling the fuck apart
« Reply #49 on: December 09, 2010, 08:48:55 PM »
Anyways, Now i think this has develouped a blood clot in it, so tomorrow i'm going to the ER to see if they can remove it. The pain has subsided, somewhat but i've been doing my own doctor work online and have it all figured out

 This is just so fucking unbelievable, :LMAO: not only because I never want this to happen again, but its like I have to go through like a fucking list of how I found this bitch.

my mother will be taking me, and If they have to Give my ass a novaciane shot to cut it out, I'm asking for a wet wrag to be placed into my mouth to i can chew on it in agony!

and yes this is karma :wanker: :laugh:
I'm going to the ER because I dont have insurance, and they cant turn you away >:D
« Last Edit: December 09, 2010, 09:01:32 PM by scorn »

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Re: My body seems to be falling the fuck apart
« Reply #50 on: December 09, 2010, 09:05:38 PM »
Anyways, Now i think this has develouped a blood clot in it, so tomorrow i'm going to the ER to see if they can remove it. The pain has subsided, somewhat but i've been doing my own doctor work online and have it all figured out

 This is just so fucking unbelievable, :LMAO: not only because I never want this to happen again, but its like I have to go through like a fucking list of how I found this bitch.

my mother will be taking me, and If they have to Give my ass a novaciane shot to cut it out, I'm asking for a wet wrag to be placed into my mouth to i can chew on it in agony!

and yes this is karma :wanker: :laugh:
I'm going to the ER because I dont have insurance, and they cant turn you away >:D

Go in there and be BRAVE! Death to the clot!   :arrr:
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Re: My body seems to be falling the fuck apart
« Reply #51 on: December 09, 2010, 09:05:58 PM »
Oh, and whatever Schleed and Co. says, I will ignore, because they have said more than enough for me to fly over to where the Hell they live, get a sledgehammer, and beat their head in over and over until blood, brain chunks, and skull pieces come FLYING OUT!!! Hell yeah, now THAT would be fucking METAL right there, bitches! :evillaugh:

You'd have to catch me first and I can run far faster than you can tubby. :toporly:

Don't worry, I can always jack a car and run your ass over until it's creamed instead. :wanker:


No thanks unlike you I actually know how to cross the road safely  :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: My body seems to be falling the fuck apart
« Reply #52 on: December 09, 2010, 09:09:10 PM »
Ice Burn :zoinks:

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Re: My body seems to be falling the fuck apart
« Reply #53 on: December 09, 2010, 09:11:27 PM »
Ice Burn :zoinks:

If you're referring to my avatar then yes she is going to have one bastard of a sore arse  :P
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Re: My body seems to be falling the fuck apart
« Reply #54 on: December 09, 2010, 09:15:28 PM »
Ice Burn = Zing, Oh Snap etc.

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Re: My body seems to be falling the fuck apart
« Reply #55 on: December 09, 2010, 09:20:09 PM »
Ice Burn = Zing, Oh Snap etc.

Ta Schleed  :thumbup:

3:20 in the morning is not a good time to be posting for me I think  :duh:
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Re: My body seems to be falling the fuck apart
« Reply #56 on: December 09, 2010, 09:56:02 PM »
Ice Burn = Zing, Oh Snap etc.
Thought at first you were telling richard to put ice on his butt.

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Re: My body seems to be falling the fuck apart
« Reply #57 on: December 10, 2010, 10:44:22 AM »
im shure I, Ricktard the Spazz, will let everyone know just how sick i am. i'm like the male version of wp's Ticker

yes, but your not looking for attention. i am :P

Its not lupus its my anus.  :zoinks:

Dude, everytime i come here i am getting kicked out of home, bitching about my mom's boyfriend, flasing my dick, threatening to leave or complaining about my arsehole.
Ticker was the same way on Wp. being struck by lightning TWICE, being the victim of a murder plot

stuff like that,  :laugh:

And If i want to know wtf is wrong with me i will embarass myself on a forum of my peers. we arent doctors here, so we haven't been treated to the joys of piles, here let me share.

Yes i know haemeroids are more common, but believe me i am on the path to saying he's met JFKs ghost or That i just won the lottery. People do this because thier life fucking sucks and any form of attention makes them feel better.  I guess if i make these topics everyonce inawile it wont bother me, well as much as my piles do. I just dont want to see another Ticker on this board, that bitch was the biggest liar ever. and drove me fucking crazy, like i am now i cant play hide the fire agate.

Well Callaway I believe you, because your a genuine person (even tho i accused you of admin abuse. cause i am a genuine person to). I however have seen how butthurt really feels

iam nothing but a drama queen. that comes here to get my rear medicated and bitch about my health problems. iam such a hypocrit

I do hope everything works out for you, though. I've had my apendix removed and hernia surgury a few years back.
I guess everyone has health problems im currently experiancing MS like symptoms but you dont see me making topics about it here. butt wait til i get going about my arse.

whatever i'm doing is working, exellent. *highfives himself* (except for that lack of fibre thing) :(

my plans usually dont work out but this ones turning into something fucking beautiful. i am hoping it will swell shut . people often say i am full of shit :)

Yes. i do it all the time. wait are we all talking about hiding fire agates up our arse?

people think this way because they actually care what others think of them, so when they have a problem and want to share it with everyone it gets that "Oh" factor wich they love so much. it touches them deeply and in a profound way this is why i keep telling you all about my arsehole, instead of actually doing something about it. like eating fibre

im shure alot of people on here can post our whole lifes story, but we dont because we know better  ;) i shure as shit don't

FFs dude. this isnt a fucking game show, besides. people need to do thier own investigating, i'm not a private eye. i am just an attention whoring drama queen with narcassistic and hypocritical tendencies and a low iq :P

why does everything I try to gain attention for myself with always end up comming back to my amature porn video?
i could see if i had a small tallywacker how it would be good material for you to use, but common. my cock is no longer able to fit in my bum. i worry i won't ever have sex again. :(

no wonder why i have a piles. and i agree a doctor will be able to tell me to stop being a spazz
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Re: My body seems to be falling the fuck apart
« Reply #58 on: December 10, 2010, 01:15:06 PM »
I'm not looking for attention when something fucked up happens to me. I'm just more like complaining, I know whats wrong with me, Did you see me ask anyone what they thought I might have? no. There is a difference, anyhow since i seem to bother you so much please continue. half that stuff you wrote in there you injected made up BS to make it seem worse than it actually was

And I went to the ER this morning, I have to wait 7 days to see if my body will naturally dissolve the clot on its own before they will do anything. but i bet if i was a paying customer they would have taken care of it right then and there! bitches :laugh:
« Last Edit: December 10, 2010, 01:25:07 PM by scorn »

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Re: My body seems to be falling the fuck apart
« Reply #59 on: December 10, 2010, 03:31:31 PM »
Richard, just a note. Please avoid raw vegetables(steam them for a few minutes to loosen the cellulose in them, but too much that you lose nutrients), only eat wholegrain oats, not refined oats and avoid any processed fibre like white bread, cakes, biscuits and so on.

If you drink milk, maybe try and cut down on all dairy (it will make constipation worse) and try and find a cheap natural yoghurt with live cultures(bifidus(sp) and so on). Fruit can also aggravate the gut so avoid oranges, melon, pineapple and so on. Green apples and lemons are excellent though. In fact you should eat at least one lemon a day or juice it and add to apple juice.

Flax seed oil is excellent as well. But the taste is horrible so I mix it in a smoothie of rice milk and vanilla natural yoghurt.

Sorry love, but the fire agates are going to have to wait for you to get your health back on track :nerdy:

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