Mix liquors with something. Dark Rums and Bourbons with Cola and Light rums with Orange juice. Damn I feel like I am having a conversation with my 14 year old self.
Rum also marries quite well with hot tea on a cold night.
You know, I've never tried that.
One of these days, when it gets cold again, I'll have to try that.
You know, we little old ladies are quite sneaky. We've had years of practice.
So, are you saying you're a MILF??
Only if you're really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really hard up would you consider me likeable in the fuckable sense.