Get a bottle of wild turkey and about 4 liters of coke.
Weak doses to start. Don't guzzle. Do other stuff but keep the glass and the bourbon and coke in front of you.
Relax kick back and get preoccupied. You will be surprised at where the drink goes.
that prompted an actual giggle
im not much of a drinker, i... never buy drinks
ill buy some beers when im in spain, but anything else, never, so ill have my own bottle of something only after xmas, when ill get such as gifts
and yes
ill sit myself down w a cool game, or some writing, maybe accompany the drink w a joint
and then its gone!
poof!