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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2010, 10:08:34 PM »
drink it really fast !  >:D

No, don't! You'll get sick! Time to stop!  :angel:

The bad taste has convinced me to stop, at least for tonight...

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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2010, 02:44:01 AM »
I've been drinking since 16 and it took me time to get used to the whole idea, yet i haven't had one for 4 months :P
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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2010, 03:49:27 AM »
Jagermeister + Coke = Fun times. :zoinks:

But if you act retarded now, I'd hate to think how you'd act drunk. Probably get your willy out and spunk on your moobs. :aff:

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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2010, 06:19:32 AM »
Get a bottle of wild turkey and about 4 liters of coke.
Weak doses to start. Don't guzzle. Do other stuff but keep the glass and the bourbon and coke in front of you.
Relax kick back and get preoccupied. You will be surprised at where the drink goes.
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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2010, 06:43:05 AM »
Get a bottle of wild turkey and about 4 liters of coke.
Weak doses to start. Don't guzzle. Do other stuff but keep the glass and the bourbon and coke in front of you.
Relax kick back and get preoccupied. You will be surprised at where the drink goes.

that prompted an actual giggle :D
im not much of a drinker, i... never buy drinks
ill buy some beers when im in spain, but anything else, never, so ill have my own bottle of something only after xmas, when ill get such as gifts

and yes
ill sit myself down w a cool game, or some writing, maybe accompany the drink w a joint
and then its gone!
poof!

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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2010, 07:09:19 AM »
I used to blame the hot weather and evaporation. Still I could never account for how pissed I was. That was an entirely different quandary.
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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2010, 09:41:10 AM »
Peer pressure on the web :o
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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2010, 10:21:56 AM »
Yeah, a couple of people on here convinced me to try drinking.

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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #23 on: December 07, 2010, 11:29:07 AM »
I got someone to buy me a 12-pack of 211, the cheapest kind of beer in the local convenience store, I'm drinking an alcoholic beverage for the first time in my life, and I have to say, it tastes like SHIT! Curiosity got the best of me. 

211 tastes like shit. Buy some good beer like Anchor Steam, Bass Ale or Sierra Nevada.

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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #24 on: December 07, 2010, 11:38:00 AM »
Yeah, a couple of people on here convinced me to try drinking.

So if we tried to convince you to shoot heroin you would :screwy:  Don't let people talk you into things stand your ground and do what you think is right
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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #25 on: December 07, 2010, 03:05:18 PM »
Yeah, a couple of people on here convinced me to try drinking.

So if we tried to convince you to shoot heroin you would :screwy:  Don't let people talk you into things stand your ground and do what you think is right

I would never do heroin. And besides, I would have a hard time NOT drinking "responsibly" given how bad 211 tastes.

I just had a can today and had to dilute it with the same amount of Coca Cola to even be able to drink it. :sick:

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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #26 on: December 07, 2010, 06:44:00 PM »
I have chugged several cans in a row and now I am feeling lightheaded.

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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #27 on: December 07, 2010, 06:58:34 PM »
I have chugged several cans in a row and now I am feeling lightheaded.

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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #28 on: December 07, 2010, 07:18:18 PM »
Beer goggles don't work in reverse. No matter how much you drink, you'll still be ugly as fuck... it's the women you gotta get drunk  :zoinks:

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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #29 on: December 07, 2010, 09:41:50 PM »
Beer goggles don't work in reverse. No matter how much you drink, you'll still be ugly as fuck... it's the women you gotta get drunk  :zoinks:

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