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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #90 on: December 12, 2010, 08:43:31 AM »
I think it was a pint bottle. 375mL. I have less than 1/4 left. :( Well, I guess I'll drink up now...

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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #91 on: December 12, 2010, 08:44:36 AM »
I think it was a pint bottle. 375mL.

whew. 
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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #92 on: December 12, 2010, 11:10:25 AM »
Some of us don't see Pink Elephants. 

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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #93 on: December 12, 2010, 01:07:09 PM »
Poor birds.
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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #94 on: December 12, 2010, 01:52:55 PM »
Some of us don't see Pink Elephants. 



Personally I think they look like giant flying potatoes that sprouted.
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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #95 on: December 12, 2010, 02:16:31 PM »
Some of us don't see Pink Elephants. 



Personally I think they look like giant flying potatoes that sprouted.

My monitor is really crap, and I assumed they were penises :-[ :-[ :-[

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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #96 on: December 12, 2010, 03:31:08 PM »
Some of us don't see Pink Elephants. 



Personally I think they look like giant flying potatoes that sprouted.

My monitor is really crap, and I assumed they were penises :-[ :-[ :-[

 :lol:

Penises with tiny legs, creatures living independent of a man. Wonder if they come in flocks, and if they can be hearded.  :squiddy:
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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #97 on: December 13, 2010, 09:08:08 AM »
Some of us don't see Pink Elephants. 



Personally I think they look like giant flying potatoes that sprouted.

My monitor is really crap, and I assumed they were penises :-[ :-[ :-[

 :lol:

Penises with tiny legs, creatures living independent of a man. Wonder if they come in flocks, and if they can be hearded.  :squiddy:
Would this be a SeaTarts dream or nightmare?


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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #98 on: September 08, 2014, 02:38:28 PM »
I got someone to buy me a 12-pack of 211, the cheapest kind of beer in the local convenience store, I'm drinking an alcoholic beverage for the first time in my life, and I have to say, it tastes like SHIT! Curiosity got the best of me.

Have you tried drinking again Penty??

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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #99 on: September 08, 2014, 08:06:18 PM »
I know he's showed up in the past few months, and I wish he would show up more.  I like him.
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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #100 on: September 09, 2014, 03:37:31 PM »
I know he's showed up in the past few months, and I wish he would show up more.  I like him.
Agreed.

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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #101 on: October 02, 2014, 10:46:52 PM »
Yeah, he's not all bad or boring.
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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #102 on: October 03, 2014, 11:22:54 AM »
I remember my first time drinking. Headache from the fumes coming off the scotch. Loved the taste though.
I also had an epiphany... My favorite number if the alphabet is green

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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #103 on: October 03, 2014, 05:49:40 PM »
Yeah, he's not all bad or boring.
Does that mean he's somewhat bad and boring?

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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #104 on: October 04, 2014, 02:34:58 AM »
Yeah, he's not all bad or boring.
Does that mean he's somewhat bad and boring?

Or. Not necessarily both.
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