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Drinking for the first time.
« on: December 06, 2010, 08:52:11 PM »
I got someone to buy me a 12-pack of 211, the cheapest kind of beer in the local convenience store, I'm drinking an alcoholic beverage for the first time in my life, and I have to say, it tastes like SHIT! Curiosity got the best of me. 
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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2010, 08:55:19 PM »
I have only tried beer once. One sip and I was done.   :sick:
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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2010, 08:56:30 PM »
Quote from: Pentagram on December 06, 2010, 08:52:11 PM
I got someone to buy me a 12-pack of 211, the cheapest kind of beer in the local convenience store, I'm drinking an alcoholic beverage for the first time in my life, and I have to say, it tastes like SHIT! Curiosity got the best of me. 

well cheaper brands of stuff aren't that pleasant.

If you ask me you almost have to go with your preferred food type as to deciding what alcohol you will like.

For example if you like savoury flavours more things like Beer , Lager , Ale , Red Wine , may be your sort of thing.
Or if you like sweeter flavours you should try Sangria , cocktails stuff like that.

Dont believe that all alcohol is disgusting because of a shitty beer.
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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2010, 08:57:26 PM »
Quote from: Pentagram on December 06, 2010, 08:52:11 PM
I got someone to buy me a 12-pack of 211, the cheapest kind of beer in the local convenience store, I'm drinking an alcoholic beverage for the first time in my life, and I have to say, it tastes like SHIT! Curiosity got the best of me. 

Cheap stuff will taste like reprocessed shit and urine mixed.  Splurge on some good stuff like Chamay in the blue label.  Brewed by monks in Europe.  It's such an exquisite beer; it tastes like a fine wine.
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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2010, 08:58:02 PM »
Well, I drank one can of beer, and I don't know if I feel any different. Maybe not as depressed now.
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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2010, 09:03:22 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 06, 2010, 08:57:26 PM
Quote from: Pentagram on December 06, 2010, 08:52:11 PM
I got someone to buy me a 12-pack of 211, the cheapest kind of beer in the local convenience store, I'm drinking an alcoholic beverage for the first time in my life, and I have to say, it tastes like SHIT! Curiosity got the best of me. 

Cheap stuff will taste like reprocessed shit and urine mixed.  Splurge on some good stuff like Chamay in the blue label.  Brewed by monks in Europe.  It's such an exquisite beer; it tastes like a fine wine.

Yes the cheep stuff is an acquired taste don't judge all beer by it
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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2010, 09:03:58 PM »
Good on you Duke. I'm not very keen on the taste of alcohol, but I like being drunk. Red wine, and Scotch are the only ones I don't mind the taste of. White wine's pretty inoffensive as well.
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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2010, 09:12:26 PM »
I'm having a second one... drinking it through a straw.
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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2010, 09:24:09 PM »
 :zoinks:

since it is your first time, you will feel a little bit in a few more. a 6 pack will probably get you a little drunk but not too bad. I usually drink twice that much  :laugh:
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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2010, 09:25:18 PM »
Quote from: eris on December 06, 2010, 09:24:09 PM
:zoinks:

since it is your first time, you will feel a little bit in a few more. a 6 pack will probably get you a little drunk but not too bad. I usually drink twice that much  :laugh:

I have drank two and I don't think I can stand to drink any more. It's just so... bad tasting! :zombiefuck:
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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2010, 09:27:03 PM »
drink it really fast !  >:D
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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2010, 09:48:59 PM »
As much as I ignore you, i'm happy it tastes like shit. remember that
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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2010, 09:58:31 PM »
And stupid posts like yours are all the reason for me to keep you on ignore, scorn. :wanker:
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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2010, 10:03:41 PM »
Quote from: eris on December 06, 2010, 09:27:03 PM
drink it really fast !  >:D

No, don't! You'll get sick! Time to stop!  :angel:
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Re: Drinking for the first time.
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2010, 10:06:05 PM »
Quote from: Pentagram on December 06, 2010, 09:58:31 PM
And stupid posts like yours are all the reason for me to keep you on ignore, scorn. :wanker:
actually i keep you on ignore because you are stupid. what do you think drinking is?
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