Nice
That reminded me of a minor brown out I had in San Francisco last year. I had a couple of knee surgeries over the past few years, and after my last one I went to SF to celebrate my knee almost being healed up(which it turns out, it wasn't and still isn't 100% SIGH). We went out bar crawling in China Town. Ended up at like... Buddha Club, or something. Ended up hitting the wrong button on the jukebox, some Chinese Pop, pissed off all the Chinamen in the bar. They literally walked out. The bartender was LIVID, "This not your music round eye!" He really said that. "This is your music!" and turned on Elvis and started dancing. We cheered, and I bought a round for the Chinese so they'd come back and not kill us.
Then they made me drink what they called in a loud voice, "GASOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE N"
It tasted like essence of China Town Gutter(a fine mix of old fish juices and dehydrated shrimp, mixed with garbage water and a hint of various foul Chinese herbs).
ANYWAYS, we ended up walking(me limping, with a cane) forever home, but I had to piss BAD.
Some how we ended up on the 10th floor of a parking garage, and I got to piss off the roof onto a dead end alley. From that high up, it made an almost perfect 20 foot circle of piss.
It was a beautiful sight.
Now, I was piss drunk, and I normally wouldn't do such a crude thing........ I swear.....