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Re: Self presents
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2010, 07:42:17 AM »
A second-hand vivarium, measuring 90 x 40 x 30cm.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Self presents
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2010, 07:44:01 AM »
I need to give myself the gift of a boot to my lazy ass! I have so much to do!   :GA:
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Re: Self presents
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2010, 08:38:45 AM »
I need to give myself the gift of a boot to my lazy ass! I have so much to do!   :GA:

Here's your boot and then some
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Re: Self presents
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2010, 08:48:06 AM »
I need to give myself the gift of a boot to my lazy ass! I have so much to do!   :GA:

Here's your boot and then some
 :cfm:    :dominatrix:

Thank you! I knew you'd help me!  :laugh:
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