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eris

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Re: NSA
« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2010, 08:14:03 PM »
he is pretty cute, too

remember when i said that REAL girls on Cl are rare ?

that means I can be picky. hehehehe

skinny, 22, and covered in tattoos, just like I like em.

he just left...he will be here in like an hour.

I guess i should brush my teeth
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richard

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« Reply #16 on: November 29, 2010, 08:17:27 PM »
I'd be nervous. kissing someone else freaks me out :P

i cant be mixing my spit with someone
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eris

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Re: NSA
« Reply #17 on: November 29, 2010, 08:23:03 PM »
oh, I love kissing  :LOL:

the best sex starts and ends with one big kiss

Sometimes guys cant kiss though and they slober. that is gross  :duh:
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Re: NSA
« Reply #18 on: November 29, 2010, 08:34:13 PM »
Oh, for a minute there, I thought this was going to be about the National Security Administration, or in conspiracy theorist lingo, No Such Agency.
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Re: NSA
« Reply #19 on: November 29, 2010, 09:29:35 PM »
 :laugh: Have fun eris.
 

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DukeNukem

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Re: NSA
« Reply #20 on: November 29, 2010, 09:35:26 PM »
My left Shift key is a bit sticky...
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eris

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Re: NSA
« Reply #21 on: November 30, 2010, 12:08:55 AM »
wow, that was pretty good  :zoinks: I really kind of needed that.



he wasnt a very good kisser, though :(
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richard

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Re: NSA
« Reply #22 on: November 30, 2010, 11:29:44 AM »
So did you guys play a board game? what else happend
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eris

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Re: NSA
« Reply #23 on: November 30, 2010, 11:41:08 AM »
He wasnt very smart :( and he never heard of Joy Division, so i didnt have much to say to him.

there was like that 5 minutes of awkwardness when he first got there, trying to make small talk " oh what is your cats name" bullshit,  till I started kissing him

basically we fucked like bunnies, twice,  then he was out the door

He told me he would " text me later " , that was confusing, i dont think he knows what nsa means

I was like OK BYE (slams door)
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Re: NSA
« Reply #24 on: November 30, 2010, 11:42:56 AM »
Quote from: eris on November 30, 2010, 11:41:08 AM
He wasnt very smart :( and he never heard of Joy Division, so i didnt have much to say to him.

there was like that 5 minutes of awkwardness when he first got there, trying to make small talk " oh what is your cats name" bullshit,  till I started kissing him

basically we fucked like bunnies, twice,  then he was out the door

He told me he would " text me later " , that was confusing, i dont think he knows what nsa means

I was like OK BYE (slams door)

Are you still in touch with the first guy, the one who wanted to cut your hair?   :orly:
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Re: NSA
« Reply #25 on: November 30, 2010, 11:44:02 AM »
Alright big hoss! yer my kind of woman.  :plus:
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eris

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Re: NSA
« Reply #26 on: November 30, 2010, 11:48:39 AM »

Quote from: couldbecousin on November 30, 2010, 11:42:56 AM

Are you still in touch with the first guy, the one who wanted to cut your hair?   :orly:

Yeah, actually  :zoinks: He was fucking awesome. I talk to him almost every day and I saw him twice already. I actually let him FALL ASLEEP IN MY HOUSE. He must be special, but he lives over an hour away...sooo



Quote from: *rolls over* I didnt know a penis was so upsetting on November 30, 2010, 11:44:02 AM
Alright big hoss! yer my kind of woman.  :plus:


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Re: NSA
« Reply #27 on: November 30, 2010, 12:16:58 PM »
Pittsburg lol. Which one? ;)
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« Reply #28 on: November 30, 2010, 12:24:06 PM »
The lame one, in southwestern PA  :thumbdn:
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Re: NSA
« Reply #29 on: December 01, 2010, 01:08:58 AM »
I'm glad you're safe :)
I did that once on craigslist, you're right, about real girls. I actually did it twice, once was a dude, who I thought may try to kill me and stuff me under the porch. Luckily I wasn't feel like cock, or dying, that night.
Sorry he wasn't a good kisser, that's always a let down.
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