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Intelligent design
« on: November 29, 2010, 04:24:38 PM »
not so intelligent:

human balance, when we fall we fall hard, and we die.

mouth, we breathe through it while eating, we may choke, and die.

strange fetishes, people like their balls kicked, their faces pooped on, whats so intelligent about that?

fish getting sea-sick, it happens in very turbulent waters.

different organs for different tasks. if i was god, i'd make every living creature a single blob of everything in it.

the problem with religion is that it is used to inventing its own premises for everything, so even when confronted with hard science, it assumes it is allowed to keep inventing premises.
"i see your science, but my premise is to ignore it in the name of jesus"

okay then...


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Re: Intelligent design
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2010, 04:50:57 PM »
This topic rules. Fish getting sea sick? wtf :LMAO:

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Re: Intelligent design
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2010, 04:59:50 PM »
strange fetishes, people like their balls kicked,


hehehehhehehe



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Re: Intelligent design
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2010, 05:03:30 PM »
As far as I can tell Intelligent Design was invented to explain evolution when it became clear to all but the most fundamentalist nuts that evolution was a fact. I think that if you suggested intelligent design 250 years ago the church would have had you executed as a heretic.

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Re: Intelligent design
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2010, 05:09:36 PM »
As far as I can tell Intelligent Design was invented to explain evolution when it became clear to all but the most fundamentalist nuts that evolution was a fact. I think that if you suggested intelligent design 250 years ago the church would have had you executed as a heretic.

if i lived 250 years ago, i'd be executed for a lot of stuff :(

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Re: Intelligent design
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2010, 05:15:48 PM »
As far as I can tell Intelligent Design was invented to explain evolution when it became clear to all but the most fundamentalist nuts that evolution was a fact. I think that if you suggested intelligent design 250 years ago the church would have had you executed as a heretic.

if i lived 250 years ago, i'd be executed for a lot of stuff :(

So might I. They might have thought I was a witch >:D

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Re: Intelligent design
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2010, 05:18:48 PM »
I would have been made a noblemen and more than likely a knight.  :M

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Re: Intelligent design
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2010, 05:20:52 PM »
As far as I can tell Intelligent Design was invented to explain evolution when it became clear to all but the most fundamentalist nuts that evolution was a fact. I think that if you suggested intelligent design 250 years ago the church would have had you executed as a heretic.

if i lived 250 years ago, i'd be executed for a lot of stuff :(

So might I. They might have thought I was a witch >:D

They'd send you to a Magdeline Sister's home here about 20 years ago with that pink hair. Horrible places.

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Re: Intelligent design
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2010, 05:23:52 PM »
As far as I can tell Intelligent Design was invented to explain evolution when it became clear to all but the most fundamentalist nuts that evolution was a fact. I think that if you suggested intelligent design 250 years ago the church would have had you executed as a heretic.

if i lived 250 years ago, i'd be executed for a lot of stuff :(

So might I. They might have thought I was a witch >:D

They'd send you to a Magdeline Sister's home here about 20 years ago with that pink hair. Horrible places.

I've heard of those places :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:

I don't think I'd have lasted 5 minutes in one of them :(

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Re: Intelligent design
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2010, 05:26:53 PM »
They're the very finest in Catholic society back in the day.  :thumbup:

There's a film about it, very moving stuff and fairly accurate on what went on behind the curtains. Basically shows the hypocrisy of the Catholic church over in Ireland.

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Re: Intelligent design
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2010, 05:37:24 PM »
They're the very finest in Catholic society back in the day.  :thumbup:

There's a film about it, very moving stuff and fairly accurate on what went on behind the curtains. Basically shows the hypocrisy of the Catholic church over in Ireland.

The Magdeline Sisters?

I've never seen it, but it did stir up some controversy, and I think that's where I've heard of it from.

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Re: Intelligent design
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2010, 05:42:30 PM »
You should take a look at it, it's a pretty good film.

My mother was almost sent to one when I was born due to having pink hair aswell, which is why I mentioned it. :laugh:

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Re: Intelligent design
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2010, 05:43:24 PM »
As far as I can tell Intelligent Design was invented to explain evolution when it became clear to all but the most fundamentalist nuts that evolution was a fact. I think that if you suggested intelligent design 250 years ago the church would have had you executed as a heretic.

Intelligent Design is just a re-branding of Biblical young-earth creationism. It was devised by a team of lawyers at the Discovery Institute specifically to get around the American Constitution, specifically, the establishment clause of the first amendment.

It was de-bunked at a trial in Dover Pennsylvania in 2005. Here's the wiki link if you want to read the whole story. Dover Trial

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Re: Intelligent design
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2010, 05:44:56 PM »
You should take a look at it, it's a pretty good film.

My mother was almost sent to one when I was born due to having pink hair aswell, which is why I mentioned it. :laugh:

You had pink hair??? You must be winding me up :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:

I'll tell you a secret, but don't go spreading it around. My hair isn't really pink. My friend just dyes it for me. She used to want to be a hairdresser.

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Re: Intelligent design
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2010, 05:49:28 PM »
You should take a look at it, it's a pretty good film.

My mother was almost sent to one when I was born due to having pink hair aswell, which is why I mentioned it. :laugh:

You had pink hair??? You must be winding me up :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:

I'll tell you a secret, but don't go spreading it around. My hair isn't really pink. My friend just dyes it for me. She used to want to be a hairdresser.

No, my mother did. :laugh:

I always thought the pink was photoshopped in until I seen the new avatar.