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Re: Couple Starts Internet Poll on Whether or not They Have an Abortion
« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2010, 10:54:03 AM »
At any rate, that kid has a fucked up future.

I can see it now... "Oh haha, your mom and dad posted a internet poll about whenever or not they should have aborted you. :hahaha: "

You know that kid is going to find out what his parents did, one way or another.  They had better tell him themselves rather than let him find out like that.

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Re: Couple Starts Internet Poll on Whether or not They Have an Abortion
« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2010, 09:30:28 AM »
At any rate, that kid has a fucked up future.

I can see it now... "Oh haha, your mom and dad posted a internet poll about whenever or not they should have aborted you. :hahaha: "

You know that kid is going to find out what his parents did, one way or another.  They had better tell him themselves rather than let him find out like that.

That's going to be an interesting conversation.


I can see the parents trying to keep it light-hearted  :thumbup: :2thumbsup:  and the kid looking like this:  :twitch:
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Re: Couple Starts Internet Poll on Whether or not They Have an Abortion
« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2010, 09:54:56 AM »
Maybe he'll kill his parents as a result too. :toporly:

...Or put a internet poll up that decides whenever or not he kills them. :laugh:
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Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Couple Starts Internet Poll on Whether or not They Have an Abortion
« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2010, 09:56:59 AM »
Maybe he'll kill his parents as a result too. :toporly:

...Or put a internet poll up that decides whenever or not he kills them. :laugh:

But only if the poll responders say so!  :police:
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Re: Couple Starts Internet Poll on Whether or not They Have an Abortion
« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2010, 09:59:19 AM »
Maybe he'll kill his parents as a result too. :toporly:

...Or put a internet poll up that decides whenever or not he kills them. :laugh:

But only if the poll responders say so!  :police:

If 4chan or even anonymous still exists a decade or two from now, it's guaranteed that we'll be hearing about a brutal double murder in the future.
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Couple Starts Internet Poll on Whether or not They Have an Abortion
« Reply #20 on: December 01, 2010, 10:01:22 AM »
Maybe he'll kill his parents as a result too. :toporly:

...Or put a internet poll up that decides whenever or not he kills them. :laugh:

But only if the poll responders say so!  :police:

If 4chan or even anonymous still exists a decade or two from now, it's guaranteed that we'll be hearing about a brutal double murder in the future.

Although, if he's smart and thinking of the big picture, this kid will instead play on
his parents' guilt and embarrassment (if they have any) to milk them for all they are worth.
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Re: Couple Starts Internet Poll on Whether or not They Have an Abortion
« Reply #21 on: December 01, 2010, 10:03:33 AM »
Maybe he'll kill his parents as a result too. :toporly:

...Or put a internet poll up that decides whenever or not he kills them. :laugh:

But only if the poll responders say so!  :police:

If 4chan or even anonymous still exists a decade or two from now, it's guaranteed that we'll be hearing about a brutal double murder in the future.

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