sloooow boooooring aaaaawesome games

['Butterflies']

and aww butterflies, we dont kill OR enslave the irish anymore!
we stopped doing that once you all learned to organize and defend yourselves a bit better 

I'm not fussed what you do to the Irish. You can have almost as many of them as you want as slaves. I'm Scottish. Sadly I'm just stuck living in Ireland

[ZEGH8578]

and aww butterflies, we dont kill OR enslave the irish anymore!
we stopped doing that once you all learned to organize and defend yourselves a bit better 

I'm not fussed what you do to the Irish. You can have almost as many of them as you want as slaves. I'm Scottish. Sadly I'm just stuck living in Ireland

we killed the scottish too tho. maybe even more, due to the proximity :]

you all can be as blue-painted and "scary" as you want. we're vikings

['Butterflies']

and aww butterflies, we dont kill OR enslave the irish anymore!
we stopped doing that once you all learned to organize and defend yourselves a bit better 

I'm not fussed what you do to the Irish. You can have almost as many of them as you want as slaves. I'm Scottish. Sadly I'm just stuck living in Ireland

we killed the scottish too tho. maybe even more, due to the proximity :]

you all can be as blue-painted and "scary" as you want. we're vikings

Maybe so, but we've got the Shetland Islands, and you lot sit over there secretly wishing you were Danish

[ZEGH8578]

and aww butterflies, we dont kill OR enslave the irish anymore!
we stopped doing that once you all learned to organize and defend yourselves a bit better 

I'm not fussed what you do to the Irish. You can have almost as many of them as you want as slaves. I'm Scottish. Sadly I'm just stuck living in Ireland

we killed the scottish too tho. maybe even more, due to the proximity :]

you all can be as blue-painted and "scary" as you want. we're vikings

Maybe so, but we've got the Shetland Islands, and you lot sit over there secretly wishing you were Danish

>>>>>>>:I

we're getting it back.
one day.
mark my words! >:I

['Butterflies']

and aww butterflies, we dont kill OR enslave the irish anymore!
we stopped doing that once you all learned to organize and defend yourselves a bit better 

I'm not fussed what you do to the Irish. You can have almost as many of them as you want as slaves. I'm Scottish. Sadly I'm just stuck living in Ireland

we killed the scottish too tho. maybe even more, due to the proximity :]

you all can be as blue-painted and "scary" as you want. we're vikings

Maybe so, but we've got the Shetland Islands, and you lot sit over there secretly wishing you were Danish

>>>>>>>:I

we're getting it back.
one day.
mark my words! >:I

No you won't

[ZEGH8578]

and aww butterflies, we dont kill OR enslave the irish anymore!
we stopped doing that once you all learned to organize and defend yourselves a bit better 

I'm not fussed what you do to the Irish. You can have almost as many of them as you want as slaves. I'm Scottish. Sadly I'm just stuck living in Ireland

we killed the scottish too tho. maybe even more, due to the proximity :]

you all can be as blue-painted and "scary" as you want. we're vikings

Maybe so, but we've got the Shetland Islands, and you lot sit over there secretly wishing you were Danish

>>>>>>>:I

we're getting it back.
one day.
mark my words! >:I

No you won't

vs


if it wasnt for the UK you'd all be toast >:I

[Queen Victoria]

I'll take a dozen of the one in the top picture please.

[ZEGH8578]

I'll take a dozen of the one in the top picture please.

you just wanna peek under his skirt

["couldbecousin"]

and aww butterflies, we dont kill OR enslave the irish anymore!
we stopped doing that once you all learned to organize and defend yourselves a bit better 

I'm not fussed what you do to the Irish. You can have almost as many of them as you want as slaves. I'm Scottish. Sadly I'm just stuck living in Ireland

we killed the scottish too tho. maybe even more, due to the proximity :]

you all can be as blue-painted and "scary" as you want. we're vikings

Maybe so, but we've got the Shetland Islands,  and you lot sit over there secretly wishing you were Danish

And the Shetland Islands gave the world

['Butterflies']

Norway wouldn't have a chance of invading an independent Scotland. Scotland provides a lot of very well trained soldiers to the British army. TBH I'm not even sure Norway could successfully invade an independent Shetland Islands. Norways army is made up mostly of kids serving compulsory military service who would run a mile at the thought of a real war.
Instead of setting unrealistic goals, like stealing other countries territory, maybe you should consider strengthening your army in the hope that you could repel an invasion from Iceland or the Faroe Islands.

['Butterflies']

and aww butterflies, we dont kill OR enslave the irish anymore!
we stopped doing that once you all learned to organize and defend yourselves a bit better 

I'm not fussed what you do to the Irish. You can have almost as many of them as you want as slaves. I'm Scottish. Sadly I'm just stuck living in Ireland

we killed the scottish too tho. maybe even more, due to the proximity :]

you all can be as blue-painted and "scary" as you want. we're vikings

Maybe so, but we've got the Shetland Islands,  and you lot sit over there secretly wishing you were Danish

And the Shetland Islands gave the world

They are sweet. I had no idea they were from the Sheland Islands

["couldbecousin"]

Norway wouldn't have a chance of invading an independent Scotland. Scotland provides a lot of very well trained soldiers to the British army. TBH I'm not even sure Norway could successfully invade an independent Shetland Islands. Norways army is made up mostly of kids serving compulsory military service who would run a mile at the thought of a real war.
Instead of setting unrealistic goals, like stealing other countries territory, maybe you should consider strengthening your army in the hope that you could repel an invasion from Iceland or the Faroe Islands.

Or just learn to create new fish recipes!   

[ZEGH8578]

Norway wouldn't have a chance of invading an independent Scotland. Scotland provides a lot of very well trained soldiers to the British army. TBH I'm not even sure Norway could successfully invade an independent Shetland Islands. Norways army is made up mostly of kids serving compulsory military service who would run a mile at the thought of a real war.
Instead of setting unrealistic goals, like stealing other countries territory, maybe you should consider strengthening your army in the hope that you could repel an invasion from Iceland or the Faroe Islands.

awww dont get riled up

iceland doesnt have an army. the few soldiers they got get one week (ONE week ) training in... norway! and they also recieve discarded outdated weapons - from norway - for free
then we patt them on the head, and tell them how well theyve done

denmark would be a piece of cake. they have the same army structure as we do, but fewer of everything. they would be easy.
since you seem to get surprisingly riled up about this, ill admit that in all seriousness, i think norway and scotland would be quite similar in force, based on the fact that we're quite similar in manpower.
we have better economy tho
DONT GET ANGRY!!!
(we could buy more tanks!)
RELAX!
oh and we invented the worlds first and fastest stealth destroyer, so we'd rule your coast the whole of the UK has 0 stealth vessels on the ocean. 0!
DONT KILL ME!

['Butterflies']

Norway wouldn't have a chance of invading an independent Scotland. Scotland provides a lot of very well trained soldiers to the British army. TBH I'm not even sure Norway could successfully invade an independent Shetland Islands. Norways army is made up mostly of kids serving compulsory military service who would run a mile at the thought of a real war.
Instead of setting unrealistic goals, like stealing other countries territory, maybe you should consider strengthening your army in the hope that you could repel an invasion from Iceland or the Faroe Islands.

awww dont get riled up

iceland doesnt have an army. the few soldiers they got get one week (ONE week ) training in... norway! and they also recieve discarded outdated weapons - from norway - for free
then we patt them on the head, and tell them how well theyve done

denmark would be a piece of cake. they have the same army structure as we do, but fewer of everything. they would be easy.
since you seem to get surprisingly riled up about this, ill admit that in all seriousness, i think norway and scotland would be quite similar in force, based on the fact that we're quite similar in manpower.
we have better economy tho
DONT GET ANGRY!!!
(we could buy more tanks!)
RELAX!
oh and we invented the worlds first and fastest stealth destroyer, so we'd rule your coast the whole of the UK has 0 stealth vessels on the ocean. 0!
DONT KILL ME!

I wasn't getting riled up at all. I was winding you up, although I'm slightly drunk so sorry if I looked like I was angry. TBH I've alwaysthought Scandinavia looked like a really cool place to live.

[Queen Victoria]

Butterflies, not cool, frozen