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Re: sloooow boooooring aaaaawesome games
« Reply #30 on: November 28, 2010, 02:39:24 PM »
One of the ultimate sloooow boooooring aaaaawesome games of yesteryear: 

Monopoly, the Board Game. 
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Re: sloooow boooooring aaaaawesome games
« Reply #31 on: November 28, 2010, 02:41:39 PM »
One of the ultimate sloooow boooooring aaaaawesome games of yesteryear: 

Monopoly, the Board Game. 

I remember monopoly, I think I played it on the Amiga.

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Re: sloooow boooooring aaaaawesome games
« Reply #32 on: November 28, 2010, 02:45:37 PM »
i cheated SO MUCH at monopoly

i'd use two main cheats

1. the tap-while-moving illusion. if you TAP the car against the board, while moving it, youll easily trick everyone watching.
if the dice says 5
and you want to move it to a lot 6 squares away, simply move it to that lot, but TAP it 5 times against the lot, as if your counting it loudly to make sure they all know your not cheating
"1-2-3-4-5! There!" <-6 lots away
if they catch you, just giggle it away "aw you gots me :)"

2. the change-money-scam. sort your money. its a bit more suspect, but be open, quick, nonchalant and "transparent" about it, as in, dont HIDE what your doing, do it in full view:
4 bills turn into a 5'er - consistently
over time, youll be rich, rich, riiich!

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Re: sloooow boooooring aaaaawesome games
« Reply #33 on: November 28, 2010, 03:21:34 PM »
i cheated SO MUCH at monopoly

i'd use two main cheats

1. the tap-while-moving illusion. if you TAP the car against the board, while moving it, youll easily trick everyone watching.
if the dice says 5
and you want to move it to a lot 6 squares away, simply move it to that lot, but TAP it 5 times against the lot, as if your counting it loudly to make sure they all know your not cheating
"1-2-3-4-5! There!" <-6 lots away
if they catch you, just giggle it away "aw you gots me :)"

2. the change-money-scam. sort your money. its a bit more suspect, but be open, quick, nonchalant and "transparent" about it, as in, dont HIDE what your doing, do it in full view:
4 bills turn into a 5'er - consistently
over time, youll be rich, rich, riiich!

Oh noes. You cheated at Monopoly. That's bad. You are going to HELL, do not pass Go, do not collect 2OO :P

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Re: sloooow boooooring aaaaawesome games
« Reply #34 on: November 28, 2010, 03:29:24 PM »
i cheated SO MUCH at monopoly

i'd use two main cheats

1. the tap-while-moving illusion. if you TAP the car against the board, while moving it, youll easily trick everyone watching.
if the dice says 5
and you want to move it to a lot 6 squares away, simply move it to that lot, but TAP it 5 times against the lot, as if your counting it loudly to make sure they all know your not cheating
"1-2-3-4-5! There!" <-6 lots away
if they catch you, just giggle it away "aw you gots me :)"

2. the change-money-scam. sort your money. its a bit more suspect, but be open, quick, nonchalant and "transparent" about it, as in, dont HIDE what your doing, do it in full view:
4 bills turn into a 5'er - consistently
over time, youll be rich, rich, riiich!

Oh noes. You cheated at Monopoly. That's bad. You are going to HELL, do not pass Go, do not collect 2OO :P

*tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap* OH i skipped hell!
let me just change these 50-bills

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Re: sloooow boooooring aaaaawesome games
« Reply #35 on: November 28, 2010, 03:34:59 PM »
i cheated SO MUCH at monopoly

i'd use two main cheats

1. the tap-while-moving illusion. if you TAP the car against the board, while moving it, youll easily trick everyone watching.
if the dice says 5
and you want to move it to a lot 6 squares away, simply move it to that lot, but TAP it 5 times against the lot, as if your counting it loudly to make sure they all know your not cheating
"1-2-3-4-5! There!" <-6 lots away
if they catch you, just giggle it away "aw you gots me :)"

2. the change-money-scam. sort your money. its a bit more suspect, but be open, quick, nonchalant and "transparent" about it, as in, dont HIDE what your doing, do it in full view:
4 bills turn into a 5'er - consistently
over time, youll be rich, rich, riiich!

How do you think we built the British Empire?  Bwaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaa
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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Re: sloooow boooooring aaaaawesome games
« Reply #36 on: November 28, 2010, 03:42:49 PM »
i cheated SO MUCH at monopoly

i'd use two main cheats

1. the tap-while-moving illusion. if you TAP the car against the board, while moving it, youll easily trick everyone watching.
if the dice says 5
and you want to move it to a lot 6 squares away, simply move it to that lot, but TAP it 5 times against the lot, as if your counting it loudly to make sure they all know your not cheating
"1-2-3-4-5! There!" <-6 lots away
if they catch you, just giggle it away "aw you gots me :)"

2. the change-money-scam. sort your money. its a bit more suspect, but be open, quick, nonchalant and "transparent" about it, as in, dont HIDE what your doing, do it in full view:
4 bills turn into a 5'er - consistently
over time, youll be rich, rich, riiich!

How do you think we built the British Empire?  Bwaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaa

by shooting a LOOOOOT of brown and black people?

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Re: sloooow boooooring aaaaawesome games
« Reply #37 on: November 28, 2010, 04:02:55 PM »
i cheated SO MUCH at monopoly

i'd use two main cheats

1. the tap-while-moving illusion. if you TAP the car against the board, while moving it, youll easily trick everyone watching.
if the dice says 5
and you want to move it to a lot 6 squares away, simply move it to that lot, but TAP it 5 times against the lot, as if your counting it loudly to make sure they all know your not cheating
"1-2-3-4-5! There!" <-6 lots away
if they catch you, just giggle it away "aw you gots me :)"

2. the change-money-scam. sort your money. its a bit more suspect, but be open, quick, nonchalant and "transparent" about it, as in, dont HIDE what your doing, do it in full view:
4 bills turn into a 5'er - consistently
over time, youll be rich, rich, riiich!

How do you think we built the British Empire?  Bwaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaa

by shooting a LOOOOOT of brown and black people?

Yeah, but we began by killing the Scots and Irish.
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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Re: sloooow boooooring aaaaawesome games
« Reply #38 on: November 28, 2010, 04:34:43 PM »
i cheated SO MUCH at monopoly

i'd use two main cheats

1. the tap-while-moving illusion. if you TAP the car against the board, while moving it, youll easily trick everyone watching.
if the dice says 5
and you want to move it to a lot 6 squares away, simply move it to that lot, but TAP it 5 times against the lot, as if your counting it loudly to make sure they all know your not cheating
"1-2-3-4-5! There!" <-6 lots away
if they catch you, just giggle it away "aw you gots me :)"

2. the change-money-scam. sort your money. its a bit more suspect, but be open, quick, nonchalant and "transparent" about it, as in, dont HIDE what your doing, do it in full view:
4 bills turn into a 5'er - consistently
over time, youll be rich, rich, riiich!

How do you think we built the British Empire?  Bwaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaa

by shooting a LOOOOOT of brown and black people?

Yeah, but we began by killing the Scots and Irish.

cool!
we too killed the scots and the irish!
hi-5! :D

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Re: sloooow boooooring aaaaawesome games
« Reply #39 on: November 28, 2010, 04:48:29 PM »
i cheated SO MUCH at monopoly

i'd use two main cheats

1. the tap-while-moving illusion. if you TAP the car against the board, while moving it, youll easily trick everyone watching.
if the dice says 5
and you want to move it to a lot 6 squares away, simply move it to that lot, but TAP it 5 times against the lot, as if your counting it loudly to make sure they all know your not cheating
"1-2-3-4-5! There!" <-6 lots away
if they catch you, just giggle it away "aw you gots me :)"

2. the change-money-scam. sort your money. its a bit more suspect, but be open, quick, nonchalant and "transparent" about it, as in, dont HIDE what your doing, do it in full view:
4 bills turn into a 5'er - consistently
over time, youll be rich, rich, riiich!

How do you think we built the British Empire?  Bwaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaa

by shooting a LOOOOOT of brown and black people?

Yeah, but we began by killing the Scots and Irish.

cool!
we too killed the scots and the irish!
hi-5! :D

I hope your next shit's a hedgehog :upyours: :upyours:

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Re: sloooow boooooring aaaaawesome games
« Reply #40 on: November 28, 2010, 04:49:00 PM »
 :P :P :P

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Re: sloooow boooooring aaaaawesome games
« Reply #41 on: November 28, 2010, 04:50:54 PM »
Hedgehogs are small and their "spines" are quite flexible.  I think you meant a possum, which is the size of a largish house cat and has very sharp, barbed spines.
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Re: sloooow boooooring aaaaawesome games
« Reply #42 on: November 28, 2010, 04:55:24 PM »
Hedgehogs are small and their "spines" are quite flexible.  I think you meant a possum, which is the size of a largish house cat and has very sharp, barbed spines.

Yeah. I hope he has one of them as well.

I also fart and blow it in his general direction :grrr:

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Re: sloooow boooooring aaaaawesome games
« Reply #43 on: November 28, 2010, 04:55:38 PM »
Hedgehogs are small and their "spines" are quite flexible.  I think you meant a possum, which is the size of a largish house cat and has very sharp, barbed spines.

possums dont have spines :S
i think you mean this feller:

porcupine

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« Reply #44 on: November 28, 2010, 04:56:16 PM »
and aww butterflies, we dont kill OR enslave the irish anymore!
we stopped doing that once you all learned to organize and defend yourselves a bit better  :zoinks: