sloooow boooooring aaaaawesome games

[Queen Victoria]

One of the ultimate sloooow boooooring aaaaawesome games of yesteryear: 

Monopoly, the Board Game. 

['Butterflies']

One of the ultimate sloooow boooooring aaaaawesome games of yesteryear: 

Monopoly, the Board Game. 

I remember monopoly, I think I played it on the Amiga.

[ZEGH8578]

i cheated SO MUCH at monopoly

i'd use two main cheats

1. the tap-while-moving illusion. if you TAP the car against the board, while moving it, youll easily trick everyone watching.
if the dice says 5
and you want to move it to a lot 6 squares away, simply move it to that lot, but TAP it 5 times against the lot, as if your counting it loudly to make sure they all know your not cheating
"1-2-3-4-5! There!" <-6 lots away
if they catch you, just giggle it away "aw you gots me "

2. the change-money-scam. sort your money. its a bit more suspect, but be open, quick, nonchalant and "transparent" about it, as in, dont HIDE what your doing, do it in full view:
4 bills turn into a 5'er - consistently
over time, youll be rich, rich, riiich!

['Butterflies']

i cheated SO MUCH at monopoly

i'd use two main cheats

1. the tap-while-moving illusion. if you TAP the car against the board, while moving it, youll easily trick everyone watching.
if the dice says 5
and you want to move it to a lot 6 squares away, simply move it to that lot, but TAP it 5 times against the lot, as if your counting it loudly to make sure they all know your not cheating
"1-2-3-4-5! There!" <-6 lots away
if they catch you, just giggle it away "aw you gots me "

2. the change-money-scam. sort your money. its a bit more suspect, but be open, quick, nonchalant and "transparent" about it, as in, dont HIDE what your doing, do it in full view:
4 bills turn into a 5'er - consistently
over time, youll be rich, rich, riiich!

Oh noes. You cheated at Monopoly. That's bad. You are going to HELL, do not pass Go, do not collect 2OO

[ZEGH8578]

i cheated SO MUCH at monopoly

i'd use two main cheats

1. the tap-while-moving illusion. if you TAP the car against the board, while moving it, youll easily trick everyone watching.
if the dice says 5
and you want to move it to a lot 6 squares away, simply move it to that lot, but TAP it 5 times against the lot, as if your counting it loudly to make sure they all know your not cheating
"1-2-3-4-5! There!" <-6 lots away
if they catch you, just giggle it away "aw you gots me "

2. the change-money-scam. sort your money. its a bit more suspect, but be open, quick, nonchalant and "transparent" about it, as in, dont HIDE what your doing, do it in full view:
4 bills turn into a 5'er - consistently
over time, youll be rich, rich, riiich!

Oh noes. You cheated at Monopoly. That's bad. You are going to HELL, do not pass Go, do not collect 2OO

*tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap* OH i skipped hell!
let me just change these 50-bills

[Queen Victoria]

i cheated SO MUCH at monopoly

i'd use two main cheats

1. the tap-while-moving illusion. if you TAP the car against the board, while moving it, youll easily trick everyone watching.
if the dice says 5
and you want to move it to a lot 6 squares away, simply move it to that lot, but TAP it 5 times against the lot, as if your counting it loudly to make sure they all know your not cheating
"1-2-3-4-5! There!" <-6 lots away
if they catch you, just giggle it away "aw you gots me "

2. the change-money-scam. sort your money. its a bit more suspect, but be open, quick, nonchalant and "transparent" about it, as in, dont HIDE what your doing, do it in full view:
4 bills turn into a 5'er - consistently
over time, youll be rich, rich, riiich!

How do you think we built the British Empire?  Bwaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaa

[ZEGH8578]

i cheated SO MUCH at monopoly

i'd use two main cheats

1. the tap-while-moving illusion. if you TAP the car against the board, while moving it, youll easily trick everyone watching.
if the dice says 5
and you want to move it to a lot 6 squares away, simply move it to that lot, but TAP it 5 times against the lot, as if your counting it loudly to make sure they all know your not cheating
"1-2-3-4-5! There!" <-6 lots away
if they catch you, just giggle it away "aw you gots me "

2. the change-money-scam. sort your money. its a bit more suspect, but be open, quick, nonchalant and "transparent" about it, as in, dont HIDE what your doing, do it in full view:
4 bills turn into a 5'er - consistently
over time, youll be rich, rich, riiich!

How do you think we built the British Empire?  Bwaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaa

by shooting a LOOOOOT of brown and black people?

[Queen Victoria]

i cheated SO MUCH at monopoly

i'd use two main cheats

1. the tap-while-moving illusion. if you TAP the car against the board, while moving it, youll easily trick everyone watching.
if the dice says 5
and you want to move it to a lot 6 squares away, simply move it to that lot, but TAP it 5 times against the lot, as if your counting it loudly to make sure they all know your not cheating
"1-2-3-4-5! There!" <-6 lots away
if they catch you, just giggle it away "aw you gots me "

2. the change-money-scam. sort your money. its a bit more suspect, but be open, quick, nonchalant and "transparent" about it, as in, dont HIDE what your doing, do it in full view:
4 bills turn into a 5'er - consistently
over time, youll be rich, rich, riiich!

How do you think we built the British Empire?  Bwaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaa

by shooting a LOOOOOT of brown and black people?

Yeah, but we began by killing the Scots and Irish.

[ZEGH8578]

i cheated SO MUCH at monopoly

i'd use two main cheats

1. the tap-while-moving illusion. if you TAP the car against the board, while moving it, youll easily trick everyone watching.
if the dice says 5
and you want to move it to a lot 6 squares away, simply move it to that lot, but TAP it 5 times against the lot, as if your counting it loudly to make sure they all know your not cheating
"1-2-3-4-5! There!" <-6 lots away
if they catch you, just giggle it away "aw you gots me "

2. the change-money-scam. sort your money. its a bit more suspect, but be open, quick, nonchalant and "transparent" about it, as in, dont HIDE what your doing, do it in full view:
4 bills turn into a 5'er - consistently
over time, youll be rich, rich, riiich!

How do you think we built the British Empire?  Bwaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaa

by shooting a LOOOOOT of brown and black people?

Yeah, but we began by killing the Scots and Irish.

cool!
we too killed the scots and the irish!
hi-5!

['Butterflies']

i cheated SO MUCH at monopoly

i'd use two main cheats

1. the tap-while-moving illusion. if you TAP the car against the board, while moving it, youll easily trick everyone watching.
if the dice says 5
and you want to move it to a lot 6 squares away, simply move it to that lot, but TAP it 5 times against the lot, as if your counting it loudly to make sure they all know your not cheating
"1-2-3-4-5! There!" <-6 lots away
if they catch you, just giggle it away "aw you gots me "

2. the change-money-scam. sort your money. its a bit more suspect, but be open, quick, nonchalant and "transparent" about it, as in, dont HIDE what your doing, do it in full view:
4 bills turn into a 5'er - consistently
over time, youll be rich, rich, riiich!

How do you think we built the British Empire?  Bwaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaa

by shooting a LOOOOOT of brown and black people?

Yeah, but we began by killing the Scots and Irish.

cool!
we too killed the scots and the irish!
hi-5!

I hope your next shit's a hedgehog

['Butterflies']

 

[Queen Victoria]

Hedgehogs are small and their "spines" are quite flexible.  I think you meant a possum, which is the size of a largish house cat and has very sharp, barbed spines.

['Butterflies']

Hedgehogs are small and their "spines" are quite flexible.  I think you meant a possum, which is the size of a largish house cat and has very sharp, barbed spines.

Yeah. I hope he has one of them as well.

I also fart and blow it in his general direction

[ZEGH8578]

Hedgehogs are small and their "spines" are quite flexible.  I think you meant a possum, which is the size of a largish house cat and has very sharp, barbed spines.

possums dont have spines :S
i think you mean this feller:

porcupine

[ZEGH8578]

and aww butterflies, we dont kill OR enslave the irish anymore!
we stopped doing that once you all learned to organize and defend yourselves a bit better