my favorite sloooow boooooring games are
(in no particular order)
Sim City 4i got a save now, which is my best so far. fuck fair play, im using a money cheat, but i am going for a realistic look. i only use 4x4 big "cities" to create my metropolis, and i want most of the landscape to be dominated by vast suburbs, untill the city proper, and finally a conglomeration of skyscrapers, and i am finally getting the hang of specializing each city.
its niiiice and sloooow, BUT i tend to keep it at fast foreward, which despite its slowness doesnt leave much room for lack of attention
Hearts of Iron 2Slowest game i know. WW2 themed, where the timer can be slowed down to near real-time. imagine that. ww2 hour by hour *drooool*
this is a game SO slow and utterly dull, that i can click play, sit back, roll a joint in peace, smoke the whole thing, and still be at august 1936, watching my troops still marching towards whatever destination i set them to march towards.
Ill sit and flip through map modes, watch weather come and go, listen to the very dramatic ww2-movie-ish music, roll another joint, and slooowly get psyched up for 1939, when its time to go bug finland a little (im always ussr
)
(i tried the latest 3rd game, but i felt it lacked some of the charm, but its definitely got potential for even more delicious slowness)
Microsoft Flight Simulatori CRY that i have never been able to install this, after the first time it randomly fucked up on me. that was an original version on cd-rom even, and it fucked up, and never worked again. could not be uninstalled or re-installed. now w a new computer, and downloaded versions, it still wont work
i LOVE MFS...
ill sit in the cockpit, and flick those little flickers up and down, listen to the engine, roll a joint, communicate w the tower, taxi down the runway, aaaaah.... divine
finally its time to throttle up, and i almost squirt my boxers to the awesome sound of the massive jet engines roaring up and up untill i have delayed enough, release the brakes, and take off.
then...
its autopilot
and more joints
Civilization 4(i havent tried 5), normally not necesarily very slow, but ill always play at a "marathon" setting. that way its niiice and slooooow
what are your favorite slooooooooow booooring aaaaaawesome games?