A skeleton walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop.”
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
I need to give myself the gift of a boot to my lazy ass! I have so much to do!
Quote from: couldbecousin on December 05, 2010, 07:44:01 AMI need to give myself the gift of a boot to my lazy ass! I have so much to do! Here's your boot and then some