I am going to lie in bed today......

[Loupgarou]

.......and rest my weary soul.


Then I am going to brush my matted flanks, remove the leaves and twigs from my hair gathered during my nightly escapades and clip my claws. Then I shall have a plate of festy meat and a belly scratch.

Loup

["couldbecousin"]

You write as if you were a real wolf! 


Sounds like a nice, restorative day. I was going to do laundry today, but instead I shall de-hoard! 

[SBI_Patience]

Did you say..... FRESH MEAT? 

["couldbecousin"]

Did you say..... FRESH MEAT? 

THERE you are! Where have you been?   

 

BTW, I don't advise trying to take fresh meat from a ravenous wolf! 

[Loupgarou]

Hon, are you still de-hoarding? Have you a place to dwell or have you taken that away as well

You can come and join me in my bunker. I have some wicked Led Zeppelin, a senior first aid kit, cans of tuna, episodes of Star Trek and a couple of semi-automatic rifles. We will have a blast!

Oh and I write like a wolf because I am one

Loup

[Loupgarou]

Did you say..... FRESH MEAT? 

YES!!!! FRESSSSHHHH MEEEAAAATTTTTT

I shall save some for you, dear one

Loup

["couldbecousin"]

Hon, are you still de-hoarding? Have you a place to dwell or have you taken that away as well

You can come and join me in my bunker. I have some wicked Led Zeppelin, a senior first aid kit, cans of tuna, episodes of Star Trek and a couple of semi-automatic rifles. We will have a blast!

Oh and I write like a wolf because I am one

Loup

Yes, I am still hoarded up, I need to take my shredder out of the box and get rid of some 22-year-old pay stubs! 

Bunkers are fun! I love to lock myself in the apartment and lie low on my days off!


Semi-automatic rifles, fun times... 

[Squidusa]

Semi-automatic rifles, fun times... 

I see you're finally in touch with your inner "Evil Weeble" 

[Loupgarou]

 

Excellent. Shall see you for high tea in said bunker. Bring those pay stubs. I shall shred them with my rancid teeth.

Loup

[Squidusa]

Excellent. Shall see you for high tea in said bunker. Bring those pay stubs. I shall shred them with my rancid teeth.

Loup

Loup dear dont clip your claws , instead we shall paint them a lovely colour! 

How about Blood Red? 

[Loupgarou]

Excellent. Shall see you for high tea in said bunker. Bring those pay stubs. I shall shred them with my rancid teeth.

Loup

Loup dear dont clip your claws , instead we shall paint them a lovely colour! 

How about Blood Red? 

Yes, brilliant idea. You will have to excuse the fleshy bits that collect on my chin. I must clean up post haste before I have company.

Babe, please do not present yourself at the door as calamari, with lemon and pepper

Loup

[Squidusa]

Excellent. Shall see you for high tea in said bunker. Bring those pay stubs. I shall shred them with my rancid teeth.

Loup

Loup dear dont clip your claws , instead we shall paint them a lovely colour! 

How about Blood Red? 

Yes, brilliant idea. You will have to excuse the fleshy bits that collect on my chin. I must clean up post haste before I have company.

Babe, please do not present yourself at the door as calamari, with lemon and pepper

Loup

 


hows this then.....



 

[Loupgarou]

That is fucking priceless!!!!!!!

 

I can't stop laughing. Thanks Squid. Brilliant.

Still laughing.


Loup

Tears are coming out of my eyes.

[Squidusa]

That is fucking priceless!!!!!!!

 

I can't stop laughing. Thanks Squid. Brilliant.

Still laughing.


Loup

Tears are coming out of my eyes.

Orange juice is coming out of mine!

[Loupgarou]

I can see why!!!!!!!

Still laughing

Loup