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Re: The world's fucked. Zombies everywhere...
« Reply #75 on: November 29, 2010, 07:14:49 PM »
I like how you think!
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Re: The world's fucked. Zombies everywhere...
« Reply #76 on: November 29, 2010, 07:50:48 PM »
Probably almost anyone here exept Snuffleupogus. (pentagram)  :wanker:
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Re: The world's fucked. Zombies everywhere...
« Reply #77 on: November 29, 2010, 08:00:16 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on November 29, 2010, 07:14:49 PM
I like how you think!

Thanks  :2thumbsup:


I know for certain that in the event of that happening I'd be singing this.....  :zoinks:

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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: The world's fucked. Zombies everywhere...
« Reply #78 on: November 29, 2010, 10:00:01 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on November 29, 2010, 06:58:18 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on November 29, 2010, 09:31:43 AM
So you don't think a throwing knife to the esoughagus, then a bat to the forehead would stack the odds in my favor?

Would the throwing knife to the esophagus make a damn bit of difference? Maybe it would just make them eat faster because they'd be leaking brain out the gut as fast as they chewed it up and swallowed it.

Maybe a bat to the base of the skull in back? Hit them in their autonomic processing.

Heeere, zombiezombiezombie!

*throws chunk of dismembered human meat*

*bashes in the skull while its back is turned*

Course. The throwing knife would impale it's neck, stunning it while I line up a skull crushing bat-blow. Dead zombie.  ;D
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Re: The world's fucked. Zombies everywhere...
« Reply #79 on: December 02, 2010, 08:37:34 PM »
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Re: The world's fucked. Zombies everywhere...
« Reply #80 on: December 02, 2010, 08:43:50 PM »
 :zoinks:
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: The world's fucked. Zombies everywhere...
« Reply #81 on: December 02, 2010, 08:46:07 PM »
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: The world's fucked. Zombies everywhere...
« Reply #82 on: December 02, 2010, 08:48:18 PM »
Quote from: Squid_thing on December 02, 2010, 08:46:07 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 02, 2010, 08:37:34 PM


Thats not a win

thats an EPIC win  :headbang2:

thank you.  Now let's get vampires that sparkle next.
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A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

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Re: The world's fucked. Zombies everywhere...
« Reply #83 on: December 02, 2010, 08:50:14 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 02, 2010, 08:48:18 PM
Quote from: Squid_thing on December 02, 2010, 08:46:07 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on December 02, 2010, 08:37:34 PM


Thats not a win

thats an EPIC win  :headbang2:

thank you.  Now let's get vampires that sparkle next.


 :indeed:

I only went to see New moon for the werewolves , sparkly vampires can go get fucked  :P
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: The world's fucked. Zombies everywhere...
« Reply #84 on: December 09, 2010, 07:12:33 AM »
I had a horrific thought... Twilight with zombies. :twitch:

Oh wait, those would be the obsessive twitards watching it, never mind.
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Re: The world's fucked. Zombies everywhere...
« Reply #85 on: December 09, 2010, 07:13:49 AM »
Rawr.



courtesy of: http://www.zombieme.com/free/

Its pretty fun  :green:
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on December 09, 2010, 07:12:33 AM
I had a horrific thought... Twilight with zombies. :twitch:

Oh wait, those would be the obsessive twitards watching it, never mind.

:GA:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: The world's fucked. Zombies everywhere...
« Reply #86 on: December 09, 2010, 12:07:59 PM »
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