The world's fucked. Zombies everywhere...

[Squidusa]

So you don't think a throwing knife to the esoughagus, then a bat to the forehead would stack the odds in my favor?

Those things can run fast , so idk.


its all about timing and accuracy with those things , the other ones brute force is good enough as long as you dont get outnumbered.

We're talking about ME, here man. I'd know they were there before they knew I was there. I'd just walk up and be all like...

oh I dont doubt you'd have no difficulty killing them , I was thinking more about me and my almost certain future as zombie food......well maybe zobie toothpick is more accurate 

[RageBeoulve]

I'd suggest if it ever happens you just get to where I am as fast as you can. I'd probably have already built a militia of sorts.

[Squidusa]

I'd suggest if it ever happens you just get to where I am as fast as you can. I'd probably have already built a militia of sorts.

Or breed an amry of undead squids to eat the zombies 

[RageBeoulve]

Fuck that killing them would be more fun. And we'd all be getting plenty of excersise. Its a win-win situation. 

[Squidusa]

Fuck that killing them would be more fun. And we'd all be getting plenty of excersise. Its a win-win situation. 

*imagines driving a tank through a horde of zombies while whooping like an indian* 


But I think for the good of mankind you should kill zombies topless   

[RageBeoulve]

Fuck that i'd have some sort of protective clothing to keep the infected blood off my skin. 

[Squidusa]

Fuck that i'd have some sort of protective clothing to keep the infected blood off my skin. 

[RageBeoulve]

Hey I walk around without a shirt on all the time indoors tho. That'd be the safe zone anyway, on the "base".

[Squidusa]

Hey I walk around without a shirt on all the time indoors tho. That'd be the safe zone anyway, on the "base".

Then lets hope that the zombie virus has the unusual effect of turning me female 

[Icequeen]

http://ceefrezell.com/zombinatorz/index.html

The Zombie Flamethrower is for ultimate zombie hunting and protection. It provides 600,000 BTus of heat power and can cast a flame over 40 feet with a 15 foot radius.

I want one.

[Squidusa]

http://ceefrezell.com/zombinatorz/index.html

The Zombie Flamethrower is for ultimate zombie hunting and protection. It provides 600,000 BTus of heat power and can cast a flame over 40 feet with a 15 foot radius.

I want one.

awesome find! 

[Pyraxis]

So you don't think a throwing knife to the esoughagus, then a bat to the forehead would stack the odds in my favor?

Would the throwing knife to the esophagus make a damn bit of difference? Maybe it would just make them eat faster because they'd be leaking brain out the gut as fast as they chewed it up and swallowed it.

Maybe a bat to the base of the skull in back? Hit them in their autonomic processing.

Heeere, zombiezombiezombie!

*throws chunk of dismembered human meat*

*bashes in the skull while its back is turned*

[Squidusa]

So you don't think a throwing knife to the esoughagus, then a bat to the forehead would stack the odds in my favor?

Would the throwing knife to the esophagus make a damn bit of difference? Maybe it would just make them eat faster because they'd be leaking brain out the gut as fast as they chewed it up and swallowed it.

Maybe a bat to the base of the skull in back? Hit them in their autonomic processing.

Heeere, zombiezombiezombie!

*throws chunk of dismembered human meat*

*bashes in the skull while its back is turned*

so the best way to kill a zombie is still to destroy the brain?

[Pyraxis]

Well if it's a virus, I'm theorizing it's killed the higher brain, but bits of the brain must still be there in order for it to be able to move its limbs, chew brains, groan etc. So if that could be destroyed then the whole thing would collapse like a puppet.

[Squidusa]

Well if it's a virus, I'm theorizing it's killed the higher brain, but bits of the brain must still be there in order for it to be able to move its limbs, chew brains, groan etc. So if that could be destroyed then the whole thing would collapse like a puppet.

If that fails there is always the combine harvester