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Quote from: Squid_thing on November 29, 2010, 09:34:29 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on November 29, 2010, 09:31:43 AMSo you don't think a throwing knife to the esoughagus, then a bat to the forehead would stack the odds in my favor?Those things can run fast , so idk.its all about timing and accuracy with those things , the other ones brute force is good enough as long as you dont get outnumbered.We're talking about ME, here man. I'd know they were there before they knew I was there. I'd just walk up and be all like...
Quote from: RageBeoulve on November 29, 2010, 09:31:43 AMSo you don't think a throwing knife to the esoughagus, then a bat to the forehead would stack the odds in my favor?Those things can run fast , so idk.its all about timing and accuracy with those things , the other ones brute force is good enough as long as you dont get outnumbered.
So you don't think a throwing knife to the esoughagus, then a bat to the forehead would stack the odds in my favor?
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
I'd suggest if it ever happens you just get to where I am as fast as you can. I'd probably have already built a militia of sorts.
Fuck that killing them would be more fun. And we'd all be getting plenty of excersise. Its a win-win situation.
Fuck that i'd have some sort of protective clothing to keep the infected blood off my skin.
Hey I walk around without a shirt on all the time indoors tho. That'd be the safe zone anyway, on the "base".
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You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Quote from: RageBeoulve on November 29, 2010, 09:31:43 AMSo you don't think a throwing knife to the esoughagus, then a bat to the forehead would stack the odds in my favor?Would the throwing knife to the esophagus make a damn bit of difference? Maybe it would just make them eat faster because they'd be leaking brain out the gut as fast as they chewed it up and swallowed it.Maybe a bat to the base of the skull in back? Hit them in their autonomic processing.Heeere, zombiezombiezombie! *throws chunk of dismembered human meat**bashes in the skull while its back is turned*
Well if it's a virus, I'm theorizing it's killed the higher brain, but bits of the brain must still be there in order for it to be able to move its limbs, chew brains, groan etc. So if that could be destroyed then the whole thing would collapse like a puppet.