The world's fucked. Zombies everywhere...

[Squidusa]

Zombies dont tend to say much do they?

Rawr. 

other than "braaaaains"
no

unless you count the snarling / hissing / what ever sound it is that zombies make.

or is that just noise and not necessarily communication?

you read way too much into that i think, theyre just strained noises from being a zombie

Idk random shrieking form a re-animated corpse always seems to yell "I'm going to bite the fuck out of you and eat your arteries" to me  

[ZEGH8578]

Zombies dont tend to say much do they?

Rawr. 

other than "braaaaains"
no

unless you count the snarling / hissing / what ever sound it is that zombies make.

or is that just noise and not necessarily communication?

you read way too much into that i think, theyre just strained noises from being a zombie

Idk random shrieking form a re-animated corpse always seems to yell "I'm going to bite the fuck out of you and eat your arteries" to me  

but their brains are damaged, they cant be that coherent, not even in thought
they go "braaaaains" _at best_ :/

[Pyraxis]

ROFL! I finally found this thread.

yessir
i needed that slap

*goes on to work with flint shards, straight twigs and fibers from soft trees*

Yeah somebody has the right idea. And flaming brands, don't forget the flaming brands.

Or you could just pick an island, let the fish eat the zombies on their way across the ocean floor, and when they crawled out as skeletons, go apeshit with a blunt object.

["couldbecousin"]

ROFL! I finally found this thread.

yessir
i needed that slap

*goes on to work with flint shards, straight twigs and fibers from soft trees*

Yeah somebody has the right idea. And flaming brands, don't forget the flaming brands.

Or you could just pick an island, let the fish eat the zombies on their way across the ocean floor, and when they crawled out as skeletons, go apeshit with a blunt object.

   for thinking of something that just might work!

[RageBeoulve]

It wouldn't be that hard to open up a wholesale can of whoopass every day on zombies anyway. They're dead, so they wouldn't be to bright, seeings how they got a rotting brain. Because of rigormortis they'd be all stiff, so they can't possibly run or even move all that fast. Dumb, slow, fragile...

Worst problem would be cleanup. Can you imagine the fucking smell?

[Squidusa]

It wouldn't be that hard to open up a wholesale can of whoopass every day on zombies anyway. They're dead, so they wouldn't be to bright, seeings how they got a rotting brain. Because of rigormortis they'd be all stiff, so they can't possibly run or even move all that fast. Dumb, slow, fragile...

Worst problem would be cleanup. Can you imagine the fucking smell?

Depends what type of zombie would be around.
If you mean the re-animated corpse type then yes the smell would be awful

But if you're talking about say the 28 days later type of zombie , the smell of rotting flesh wouldn't be quite as unbearable.

[RageBeoulve]

It wouldn't be that hard to open up a wholesale can of whoopass every day on zombies anyway. They're dead, so they wouldn't be to bright, seeings how they got a rotting brain. Because of rigormortis they'd be all stiff, so they can't possibly run or even move all that fast. Dumb, slow, fragile...

Worst problem would be cleanup. Can you imagine the fucking smell?

Depends what type of zombie would be around.
If you mean the re-animated corpse type then yes the smell would be awful

But if you're talking about say the 28 days later type of zombie , the smell of rotting flesh wouldn't be quite as unbearable.

Even dead for about four days man... you'd be surprised how fast meat rots. With billions of dead things shambling around, dropping chunks of rotten meat everywhere....

Again. That'd be the worst part. Fucking them all up would be easier than hell.

[Squidusa]

It wouldn't be that hard to open up a wholesale can of whoopass every day on zombies anyway. They're dead, so they wouldn't be to bright, seeings how they got a rotting brain. Because of rigormortis they'd be all stiff, so they can't possibly run or even move all that fast. Dumb, slow, fragile...

Worst problem would be cleanup. Can you imagine the fucking smell?

Depends what type of zombie would be around.
If you mean the re-animated corpse type then yes the smell would be awful

But if you're talking about say the 28 days later type of zombie , the smell of rotting flesh wouldn't be quite as unbearable.

Even dead for about four days man... you'd be surprised how fast meat rots. With billions of dead things shambling around, dropping chunks of rotten meat everywhere....

Again. That'd be the worst part. Fucking them all up would be easier than hell.

Thats the thing though , the 28 days later type of zombie isn't actually dead (technically not a zombie but pretty close too) , they are instead ill with a virus that rewrites the brain I think ,(haven't watched the movie in a long time may be slightly off with my info )

So they tend to last the longest until eventually starving to death.


Oh and btw the Virus in 28 days later is called "Rage" 

[RageBeoulve]

Well thats pretty cool lol..

But I was talking about a virus that kills the person and causes the body to continue functioning after death.

[Squidusa]

Well thats pretty cool lol..

But I was talking about a virus that kills the person and causes the body to continue functioning after death.

ah thats the traditional zombie 

This is the kind of zombie you mean Im guessing? :

[RageBeoulve]

Pretty much man. You can see how incredibly easy it would be to just take a bat and PWN that useless crawling piece of crap right?

[Squidusa]

Pretty much man. You can see how incredibly easy it would be to just take a bat and PWN that useless crawling piece of crap right?

Oh yeah that'd be pretty easy.

Its these fuckers you have to watch out for:



Thats from a zombie spin off of a reality show and thats the host 
heres her normally:

[RageBeoulve]

So you don't think a throwing knife to the esoughagus, then a bat to the forehead would stack the odds in my favor?

[Squidusa]

So you don't think a throwing knife to the esoughagus, then a bat to the forehead would stack the odds in my favor?

Those things can run fast , so idk.


its all about timing and accuracy with those things , the other ones brute force is good enough as long as you dont get outnumbered.

[RageBeoulve]

So you don't think a throwing knife to the esoughagus, then a bat to the forehead would stack the odds in my favor?

Those things can run fast , so idk.


its all about timing and accuracy with those things , the other ones brute force is good enough as long as you dont get outnumbered.

We're talking about ME, here man. I'd know they were there before they knew I was there. I'd just walk up and be all like...