A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Squid_thing on November 24, 2010, 10:11:32 PMQuote from: ZEGH8578 on November 24, 2010, 10:09:19 PMQuote from: Squid_thing on November 24, 2010, 10:06:23 PMZombies dont tend to say much do they?Rawr. other than "braaaaains"nounless you count the snarling / hissing / what ever sound it is that zombies make.or is that just noise and not necessarily communication?you read way too much into that i think, theyre just strained noises from being a zombie
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on November 24, 2010, 10:09:19 PMQuote from: Squid_thing on November 24, 2010, 10:06:23 PMZombies dont tend to say much do they?Rawr. other than "braaaaains"nounless you count the snarling / hissing / what ever sound it is that zombies make.or is that just noise and not necessarily communication?
Quote from: Squid_thing on November 24, 2010, 10:06:23 PMZombies dont tend to say much do they?Rawr. other than "braaaaains"no
Zombies dont tend to say much do they?Rawr.
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on November 24, 2010, 10:12:23 PMQuote from: Squid_thing on November 24, 2010, 10:11:32 PMQuote from: ZEGH8578 on November 24, 2010, 10:09:19 PMQuote from: Squid_thing on November 24, 2010, 10:06:23 PMZombies dont tend to say much do they?Rawr. other than "braaaaains"nounless you count the snarling / hissing / what ever sound it is that zombies make.or is that just noise and not necessarily communication?you read way too much into that i think, theyre just strained noises from being a zombieIdk random shrieking form a re-animated corpse always seems to yell "I'm going to bite the fuck out of you and eat your arteries" to me
yessiri needed that slap*goes on to work with flint shards, straight twigs and fibers from soft trees*
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
ROFL! I finally found this thread.Quote from: ZEGH8578 on November 24, 2010, 10:02:17 PMyessiri needed that slap*goes on to work with flint shards, straight twigs and fibers from soft trees*Yeah somebody has the right idea. And flaming brands, don't forget the flaming brands.Or you could just pick an island, let the fish eat the zombies on their way across the ocean floor, and when they crawled out as skeletons, go apeshit with a blunt object.
It wouldn't be that hard to open up a wholesale can of whoopass every day on zombies anyway. They're dead, so they wouldn't be to bright, seeings how they got a rotting brain. Because of rigormortis they'd be all stiff, so they can't possibly run or even move all that fast. Dumb, slow, fragile...Worst problem would be cleanup. Can you imagine the fucking smell?
Quote from: RageBeoulve on November 29, 2010, 08:56:17 AMIt wouldn't be that hard to open up a wholesale can of whoopass every day on zombies anyway. They're dead, so they wouldn't be to bright, seeings how they got a rotting brain. Because of rigormortis they'd be all stiff, so they can't possibly run or even move all that fast. Dumb, slow, fragile...Worst problem would be cleanup. Can you imagine the fucking smell?Depends what type of zombie would be around.If you mean the re-animated corpse type then yes the smell would be awful But if you're talking about say the 28 days later type of zombie , the smell of rotting flesh wouldn't be quite as unbearable.
Quote from: Squid_thing on November 29, 2010, 08:59:01 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on November 29, 2010, 08:56:17 AMIt wouldn't be that hard to open up a wholesale can of whoopass every day on zombies anyway. They're dead, so they wouldn't be to bright, seeings how they got a rotting brain. Because of rigormortis they'd be all stiff, so they can't possibly run or even move all that fast. Dumb, slow, fragile...Worst problem would be cleanup. Can you imagine the fucking smell?Depends what type of zombie would be around.If you mean the re-animated corpse type then yes the smell would be awful But if you're talking about say the 28 days later type of zombie , the smell of rotting flesh wouldn't be quite as unbearable.Even dead for about four days man... you'd be surprised how fast meat rots. With billions of dead things shambling around, dropping chunks of rotten meat everywhere....Again. That'd be the worst part. Fucking them all up would be easier than hell.
Well thats pretty cool lol.. But I was talking about a virus that kills the person and causes the body to continue functioning after death.
Pretty much man. You can see how incredibly easy it would be to just take a bat and PWN that useless crawling piece of crap right?
So you don't think a throwing knife to the esoughagus, then a bat to the forehead would stack the odds in my favor?
Quote from: RageBeoulve on November 29, 2010, 09:31:43 AMSo you don't think a throwing knife to the esoughagus, then a bat to the forehead would stack the odds in my favor?Those things can run fast , so idk.its all about timing and accuracy with those things , the other ones brute force is good enough as long as you dont get outnumbered.