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narrow escape of the day
« on: December 29, 2013, 06:18:54 AM »
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Quote from: bodie on December 29, 2013, 04:53:21 AM
Slippy frost on the path causing me to break dance when I put the bins out. :tard:

If you did not break anything but the dance, this should be in a "narrow escape of the day" thread.  :nerdy:

(And now there is me hoping Bodie did not break anything indeed.)
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Re: narrow escape of the day
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2013, 07:27:01 AM »
No I did not break anything for my impromptu break dance prevented me from hitting the ground.

I did look incredibly silly, though. :dance:
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Re: narrow escape of the day
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2013, 08:31:57 AM »
Quote from: bodie on December 29, 2013, 07:27:01 AM
No I did not break anything for my impromptu break dance prevented me from hitting the ground.

I did look incredibly silly, though. :dance:

You have been  :viking:

Did you look more silly than usual, to your neighbours?

I think I look daft all the time, so I hardly care about how I look around my own house. I do throw on something when I let the cat out, early in the morning though. Do not want to give the impression that I am moonlighting in a horizontal way.
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Re: narrow escape of the day
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2016, 03:09:41 PM »
  Today, in the supermarket, I started to set my shopping basket down on the floor so I could
  open the freezer door.  Fortunately I looked down before doing so, and saw what appeared to be a
  used condom on the floor.  Being a good citizen, I immediately reported it to customer service.
  Phew, that was close!  :zombiefuck:   I don't know what's wrong with some people!
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Re: narrow escape of the day
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2016, 03:53:38 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 02, 2016, 03:09:41 PM
  Today, in the supermarket, I started to set my shopping basket down on the floor so I could
  open the freezer door.  Fortunately I looked down before doing so, and saw what appeared to be a
  used condom on the floor.  Being a good citizen, I immediately reported it to customer service.
  Phew, that was close!  :zombiefuck:   I don't know what's wrong with some people!

Ewww. :zombiefuck: Ran across those in the parking lot, but never inside.
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Re: narrow escape of the day
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2016, 04:03:19 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on March 02, 2016, 03:53:38 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 02, 2016, 03:09:41 PM
  Today, in the supermarket, I started to set my shopping basket down on the floor so I could
  open the freezer door.  Fortunately I looked down before doing so, and saw what appeared to be a
  used condom on the floor.  Being a good citizen, I immediately reported it to customer service.
  Phew, that was close!  :zombiefuck:   I don't know what's wrong with some people!

Ewww. :zombiefuck: Ran across those in the parking lot, but never inside.

  Yeah, it was a first for me too.  I hope they disinfected the area.  :-\
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