Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...

[damfino]

Heya! I'm Steph, newly 27 (wow, that came fast) and I live in the land of fake Elvi and gin martini spokesman mayors. I read a lot of books but I feel like I was a 2nd rate vaudeville performer in a past life so a lot of awful jokes come out. So I'm new... easy to trick, and I'm VERY impressionable. But I have a few tricks up my sleeve... like I have a fake 'stache in my purse. Really. You just never know.

I've attached two photos, it's impossible to tell which one is me. I'm a good egg but I gotta keep people on their toes. I love making new friends, deep discussions about smart people things and people that can quote obscure sketch shows most people can't remember.

Have a fabulous day!

[Frolic_Fun]

What's with the recent surge of females? Seems like every new member so far is one.

Anyways, hello.

[Squidusa]

to I2 damfino 

9 more posts and the forum opens up to you .... feeling  ?

['andersom']

What's with the recent surge of females? Seems like every new member so far is one.

Anyways, hello.

Soph's wishes coming true. 


Hello indeed.

Are you the sensitive type?

[Adam]

oooh a girl!  

Welcome  

[damfino]

Crap, just my luck to come surfing in behind a tide of hot ladies.

I'm sensitive but I'm horribly punchy to hide it from the world.

Thanks for much for the welcomes! I'm looking forward to seeing the secret cool people parts of the forum...

[Adam]

There's a sex forum - feel free to post naked pics in there if you like.

[Loupgarou]

Hiya.

Good to meet you.

Loup

['andersom']

Crap, just my luck to come surfing in behind a tide of hot ladies.

I'm sensitive but I'm horribly punchy to hide it from the world.

Thanks for much for the welcomes! I'm looking forward to seeing the secret cool people parts of the forum...

7 posts to go, and the place will open up for you.

[damfino]

There's a sex forum - feel free to post naked pics in there if you like.

If there's at least 12 super explicit photos of you there, you got it.

hykeaswell you're getting me really excited!! Feel free to ask me questions so I can quickly inflate my post count!

['andersom']

What brought you here?

[Adam]

Would you let any of us watch you masturbate? 

[damfino]

What brought you here?

I was actually Googling a random topic and a thread here popped up, it looked interesting so I though I'd register.

[damfino]

Would you let any of us watch you masturbate? 

I wouldn't, but I now know what archetype you would play in an American Pie-type movie!   

[Adam]

have you got AS? (not that it matters, just wondering)