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If you were filthy rich...
« on: November 13, 2010, 06:37:02 PM »
What kind of person do you think you'd be?

I pondered this last night...in depth. After I craved a hamburger all night...I then went to bed and was absolutely craving steamed green beans and hot butter (God knows why, but stay with me...).

And I thought...if I was stinking rich, would I make my cook get up in the middle of the night right now and get me beans and cook them the exact way I wanted them.

The sad answer was yes, I think I would have.


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Re: If you were filthy rich...
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2010, 06:42:14 PM »
I don't think I'd be like that. I'd want to spend money on my toys.

I wouldn't hire a cook, I'd just hook up with a chick who was a good cook.

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Re: If you were filthy rich...
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2010, 06:44:26 PM »
 My OCD wouldn't matter coz I'd have a cleaner .
I'd have a really hot gf who looked like a model .
I'd buy loads of cool shit

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Re: If you were filthy rich...
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2010, 06:44:57 PM »
A very private one.  I would have lots of land and workshops for my tinkering and experiments but few if any employees.  Few would know I had money.  I don't think I would act that much different than I do now except for being able to get what ever I wanted  
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Re: If you were filthy rich...
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2010, 06:45:44 PM »
I don't think I'd be like that. I'd want to spend money on my toys.

I wouldn't hire a cook, I'd just hook up with a chick who was a good cook.

^ Yeah, but what if she didn't want to co-operate and cook when you wanted her to?

I can cook, but I couldn't be assed to go get myself a hamburger or green beans last night, so yeah, I'd be paying someone else to do it.


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Re: If you were filthy rich...
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2010, 06:46:33 PM »
i'd buy all the gem quality fire agate in the world up. then move to the base of



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Re: If you were filthy rich...
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2010, 06:51:18 PM »
A very private one.  I would have lots of land and workshops for my tinkering and experiments but few if any employees.  Few would know I had money.  I don't think I would act that much different than I do now except for being able to get what ever I wanted  

Yes, I always vowed that I wouldn't ever tell anyone if I won a lot of money...not even my children. I'wouldn't want them to think they had a fallback and I do want them to master the world for themselves.


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Re: If you were filthy rich...
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2010, 06:56:17 PM »
I don't think I'd be like that. I'd want to spend money on my toys.

I wouldn't hire a cook, I'd just hook up with a chick who was a good cook.

^ Yeah, but what if she didn't want to co-operate and cook when you wanted her to?

Does a pimp have to choke a bitch??



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I can cook, but I couldn't be assed to go get myself a hamburger or green beans last night, so yeah, I'd be paying someone else to do it.

If I wanted a burger in the middle of the night, I'd go to In-n-Out.


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Re: If you were filthy rich...
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2010, 07:01:36 PM »
I'd own an old house with many rooms and a great security system and a full-time housekeeper. 
I'd hire a security guard/companion for the Princess Royal, ensure her future economic needs.
Hire a secretary to manage my "life" and filter out the kooks and their requests
Turn down invites from society and rich folks since I'm not like that
Give some people I like some nice gifts

Wait a minute, I'm Queen Victoria, this is my life   :duh:
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Re: If you were filthy rich...
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2010, 07:17:14 PM »
I don't think I'd be like that. I'd want to spend money on my toys.

I wouldn't hire a cook, I'd just hook up with a chick who was a good cook.

^ Yeah, but what if she didn't want to co-operate and cook when you wanted her to?

Does a pimp have to choke a bitch??




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I can cook, but I couldn't be assed to go get myself a hamburger or green beans last night, so yeah, I'd be paying someone else to do it.

If I wanted a burger in the middle of the night, I'd go to In-n-Out.



Oh ha ha....lovely, pure, Scrap says 'oooh, I don't think I'd be like that'....next minute he's bossing his bitches around to cook.

At least mine would be an honest transaction....my chef would be on a salary!

Oh, that's right, your bitches salary would be the privelidge of your Pimping company, right?


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Re: If you were filthy rich...
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2010, 07:23:23 PM »
I'd own an old house with many rooms and a great security system and a full-time housekeeper. 
I'd hire a security guard/companion for the Princess Royal, ensure her future economic needs.
Hire a secretary to manage my "life" and filter out the kooks and their requests
Turn down invites from society and rich folks since I'm not like that
Give some people I like some nice gifts

Wait a minute, I'm Queen Victoria, this is my life
   :duh:

.... yeah, I've always wondered what you were doing here when you had all that money and lavish lifestyle.

We are honoured with your presence! ;)

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Re: If you were filthy rich...
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2010, 07:26:12 PM »
I would own lots of properties and businesses but the people at them I would let them think I worked for the owner
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Re: If you were filthy rich...
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2010, 07:27:34 PM »
I would be a free person. Free from medical bills, free from guilt about having to rely on my parents, free from physical limitations, and free from always needing to plan ahead. Free and happy.
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Re: If you were filthy rich...
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2010, 07:33:55 PM »
Oh ha ha....lovely, pure, Scrap says 'oooh, I don't think I'd be like that'....next minute he's bossing his bitches around to cook.

At least mine would be an honest transaction....my chef would be on a salary!

Oh, that's right, your bitches salary would be the privelidge of your Pimping company, right?

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. :smarty:


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Re: If you were filthy rich...
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2010, 07:35:34 PM »
I'd probably most likely share it with someone and buy my own dream house followed by my future wife.



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