If you were filthy rich...

[Yuri Bezmenov]

I'd have a cabin out in the middle of nowhere.   

[renaeden]

I would like to make sure my family members are comfortable and don't have to worry about money.

I do right now - $700 a fortnight doesn't go far.

[Al Swearegen]

It depends on the amount of fuck you money I had.
Different plans for different money.
$1000000 I would set myself up for a very easy slide into an early retirement.
$3000000 I would make sure my kids were set up and I was able to retire and travel the year around in general comfort and without guilt (maybe even catching up with some of you lot).
$5000000 As above but living the high life a bit and a bit of investing in more than just income producing assets, focus shifting to capital growth.
$1000000000 I would become a major asshat. See above AND I would start fucking with people that I did not like. You know professional trolling and sophisticated pranking. Stuff like finding where they lived and buying a few of their close neighbours and moving undesirables in for low rent. Finding out where they were holding celebrations and organising things to fuck that up. That kind of thing. All from the comfort of my penthouse suite. Also I would find things to counter the Progressive and third wave Feminist agendas. However I would also look to give to charity but not to salary heavy outcome poor established charity rorts but rather grassroot stuff. I would start my own charity funds.
So mixed bag really. 

[Gopher Gary]

It depends on the amount of fuck you money I had.
Different plans for different money.
$1000000 I would set myself up for a very easy slide into an early retirement.
$3000000 I would make sure my kids were set up and I was able to retire and travel the year around in general comfort and without guilt (maybe even catching up with some of you lot).
$5000000 As above but living the high life a bit and a bit of investing in more than just income producing assets, focus shifting to capital growth.
$1000000000 I would become a major asshat. See above AND I would start fucking with people that I did not like. You know professional trolling and sophisticated pranking. Stuff like finding where they lived and buying a few of their close neighbours and moving undesirables in for low rent. Finding out where they were holding celebrations and organising things to fuck that up. That kind of thing. All from the comfort of my penthouse suite. Also I would find things to counter the Progressive and third wave Feminist agendas. However I would also look to give to charity but not to salary heavy outcome poor established charity rorts but rather grassroot stuff. I would start my own charity funds.
So mixed bag really.

I don't think I've ever known anyone with champagne wishes and stalker dreams. 

[Calandale]

I'd work to destabilize economies and otherwise just have fun.

[mdagli1]

Paying people to fuck each other is filthy... Wealth comes from the inside, of my giant welly.

[Gopher Gary]

Wealth comes from the inside

That's what all the poor people say. 

[Icequeen]

I'd have a cabin out in the middle of nowhere.   

Stay out of my weed field.

The cabin...in the mountains...or an island. Probably I'd go with the island...with a nice sandy beach near the ocean in a warmer climate.

A garden, a big garden.
I'd get sun burnt fishing, hunt seashells and driftwood, listen to the waves, watch the sunset, and walk in the rain.

[Minister Of Silly Walks]

I don't think I've ever known anyone with champagne wishes and stalker dreams. 

Me neither, but now I have something to aspire to.


Filthy rich, to me, is $10M at least. Less than that and you're just rich.

$1M where I live just means you can almost afford a cheap house to live in.

If I were filthy rich I'd make sure my kids both had a house to move into when they are ready. And whatever they needed for the best schooling and tutoring. I'd build a house with everything I need, an entertainment room for watching movies, a gym so I didn't have to go to a place full of other sweaty people, a proper pool table, a granny flat so that friends and family could have somewhere to stay if they came to visit. And spend a bit of time overseas.

Oh yeah, and a really swish motor home.

[Calandale]

Oh yeah, and a really swish motor home.

What? Pink with half naked dudes airbrushed on it?

[Minister Of Silly Walks]

Oh yeah, and a really swish motor home.

What? Pink with half naked dudes airbrushed on it?

If I was filthy rich I wouldn't do anything like that by half.....

[Calandale]

Maybe 'swish' means something different there....

[Minister Of Silly Walks]

Maybe 'swish' means something different there....

https://www.bustle.com/articles/102037-what-does-swish-mean-and-how-do-you-use-it-heres-the-deal-with-the-celebratory

Nothing about half-naked dudes.

[Al Swearegen]

Maybe 'swish' means something different there....

Swish = Posh

[El]

I'd probably have tremendously less anxiety.

Also, I'd greatly enjoy telling people who, on hearing of my wealth, suddenly remembered I existed, to go fuck themselves.

Also, I'd want to contribute to making my grandmother's last years better.  Without my grandfather, she has much less financially, and her dementia has progressed, and the whole situation's a clusterfuck.  I'd talk logistics with my aunt on how to do this without having it just end up being me enabling my alcoholic uncle and his alcoholic wife who live with her.