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Re: Woman assualts cop with a twist
« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2010, 09:35:10 PM »
Eh what about me? Why'd you leave me here? :aff:
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Re: Woman assualts cop with a twist
« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2010, 09:36:52 PM »
Quote from: Squid_thing on November 11, 2010, 09:34:38 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 11, 2010, 09:19:44 PM
Quote from: Heinrich on November 11, 2010, 08:59:04 PM
Ew she's 56

56 year old women shouldn't have sex toys  :aff:

Whew.  Since I'm 61, I guess it's okay for me to have one.  His name is Prince Albert and he is not in the can.

 :o

We'll just leave you two alone then your majesty....

*Squid and CBC walk out of the room hurriedly*


 :agreed:   Let's leave these two lovebirds alone!
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Re: Woman assualts cop with a twist
« Reply #17 on: November 11, 2010, 10:02:52 PM »
You guys have me laughing so hard I'm crying. 
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Re: Woman assualts cop with a twist
« Reply #18 on: November 11, 2010, 10:03:46 PM »
Quote from: Heinrich on November 11, 2010, 09:35:10 PM
Eh what about me? Why'd you leave me here? :aff:

*wobbles back and drags Soph to safety*  :laugh:
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Re: Woman assualts cop with a twist
« Reply #19 on: November 11, 2010, 10:50:34 PM »
Oh, that leaves me as 'Guardian of the Stool'.

Shitty job, but someone has to do it.  :indeed:
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Re: Woman assualts cop with a twist
« Reply #20 on: November 15, 2010, 08:18:46 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 11, 2010, 09:36:52 PM
Quote from: Squid_thing on November 11, 2010, 09:34:38 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 11, 2010, 09:19:44 PM
Quote from: Heinrich on November 11, 2010, 08:59:04 PM
Ew she's 56

56 year old women shouldn't have sex toys  :aff:

Whew.  Since I'm 61, I guess it's okay for me to have one.  His name is Prince Albert and he is not in the can.

 :o

We'll just leave you two alone then your majesty....

*Squid and CBC walk out of the room hurriedly*


 :agreed:   Let's leave these two lovebirds alone!

 :indeed:
Quote from: Plug in baby on November 11, 2010, 09:35:10 PM
Eh what about me? Why'd you leave me here? :aff:

We thought it'd be educational  :zoinks:
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Re: Woman assualts cop with a twist
« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2010, 10:30:21 PM »
Every time I read the title I think she assaulted the cop with a twist doughnut.
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Re: Woman assualts cop with a twist
« Reply #22 on: November 16, 2010, 06:22:31 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 15, 2010, 10:30:21 PM
Every time I read the title I think she assaulted the cop with a twist doughnut.

Which would be a tragic waste of a good snack!  :thumbdn:
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Re: Woman assualts cop with a twist
« Reply #23 on: November 16, 2010, 07:41:25 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 16, 2010, 06:22:31 AM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 15, 2010, 10:30:21 PM
Every time I read the title I think she assaulted the cop with a twist doughnut.

Which would be a tragic waste of a good snack!  :thumbdn:

Unless of course it looked utterly hilarious.
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Woman assualts cop with a twist
« Reply #24 on: November 16, 2010, 07:43:21 AM »
Quote from: Squid_thing on November 16, 2010, 07:41:25 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 16, 2010, 06:22:31 AM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 15, 2010, 10:30:21 PM
Every time I read the title I think she assaulted the cop with a twist doughnut.

Which would be a tragic waste of a good snack!  :thumbdn:

Unless of course it looked utterly hilarious.

And I suppose if it ended up on youtube, the doughnut's death might not have been entirely in vain.  :laugh:
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