Not sure if I washed the spider down the drain in the shower...or if he took one look at me naked and jumped willingly.
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If you are a short little shit (like myself ), the items you need the most will always be on the top shelf where you can't reach them.An extra long box of aluminum foil works surprisingly well in helping you access those unbreakable items you can't reach.
Quote from: Icequeen on November 13, 2010, 01:16:18 PMIf you are a short little shit (like myself ), the items you need the most will always be on the top shelf where you can't reach them.An extra long box of aluminum foil works surprisingly well in helping you access those unbreakable items you can't reach.I carry a compact umbrella with a handle I can pull out full length to make a handy reaching tool!
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 13, 2010, 09:23:55 PMQuote from: Icequeen on November 13, 2010, 01:16:18 PMIf you are a short little shit (like myself ), the items you need the most will always be on the top shelf where you can't reach them.An extra long box of aluminum foil works surprisingly well in helping you access those unbreakable items you can't reach.I carry a compact umbrella with a handle I can pull out full length to make a handy reaching tool! I just look for the cutest guy around and ask him to get it. I particularly love it if I can drag him away from his young wife. Oh, the thrill of a man who performs on demand!
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 13, 2010, 09:26:25 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on November 13, 2010, 09:23:55 PMQuote from: Icequeen on November 13, 2010, 01:16:18 PMIf you are a short little shit (like myself ), the items you need the most will always be on the top shelf where you can't reach them.An extra long box of aluminum foil works surprisingly well in helping you access those unbreakable items you can't reach.I carry a compact umbrella with a handle I can pull out full length to make a handy reaching tool! I just look for the cutest guy around and ask him to get it. I particularly love it if I can drag him away from his young wife. Oh, the thrill of a man who performs on demand! Who could resist a 4'11" lady in royal robes? Do you point with your scepter to indicate the items you want?
Looking at an item in an empty aisle, next thing you know four other people have come from nowhere and want the same thing you are looking at.
Quote from: renaeden on November 13, 2010, 09:43:47 PMLooking at an item in an empty aisle, next thing you know four other people have come from nowhere and want the same thing you are looking at.Obviously you are a trend-setter!
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 13, 2010, 09:45:47 PMQuote from: renaeden on November 13, 2010, 09:43:47 PMLooking at an item in an empty aisle, next thing you know four other people have come from nowhere and want the same thing you are looking at.Obviously you are a trend-setter! It is a really annoying thing to have happen!