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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #135 on: November 11, 2010, 09:05:00 PM »
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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #136 on: November 11, 2010, 09:39:26 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 11, 2010, 08:54:58 PM
Do we get to sacrifice a virgin in honor of my new name? 

Just asking.

How about 3?

And I know just who we can use.....  :zoinks:




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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #137 on: November 11, 2010, 09:43:03 PM »
Quote from: Squid_thing on November 11, 2010, 09:39:26 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 11, 2010, 08:54:58 PM
Do we get to sacrifice a virgin in honor of my new name? 

Just asking.

How about 3?

And I know just who we can use.....  :zoinks:




 :squiddy:
 

At least one of them is disqualified, due to his recent marriage!   :orly:
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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #138 on: November 11, 2010, 09:52:13 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 11, 2010, 09:43:03 PM
Quote from: Squid_thing on November 11, 2010, 09:39:26 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 11, 2010, 08:54:58 PM
Do we get to sacrifice a virgin in honor of my new name? 

Just asking.

How about 3?

And I know just who we can use.....  :zoinks:




 :squiddy:
 

At least one of them is disqualified, due to his recent marriage!   :orly:

Damn we need to find a third virgin.....


Oh Razorbeard.......  :zoinks:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #139 on: November 11, 2010, 10:01:08 PM »
Throw in Justin Bieber for good measure.

For the longest time I didn't know how old he was.  And I kept mis-hearing his name as Justin Beaver.  This led to a lot of misunderstandings with the Princess Royal over whether she could listen to his music.
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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #140 on: November 12, 2010, 01:45:10 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 11, 2010, 10:01:08 PM
Throw in Justin Bieber for good measure.

For the longest time I didn't know how old he was.  And I kept mis-hearing his name as Justin Beaver.  This led to a lot of misunderstandings with the Princess Royal over whether she could listen to his music.

And memories of the Naked Gun when Frank Drebin said 'nice beaver', I'll bet.....
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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #141 on: November 12, 2010, 01:47:33 AM »
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #142 on: November 12, 2010, 03:59:00 AM »
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on November 12, 2010, 01:47:33 AM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 11, 2010, 10:01:08 PM
Throw in Justin Bieber...

 :puke:

Its ok we're planning to murder him brutally , not listen to his music.  :orly:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #143 on: November 12, 2010, 09:13:15 AM »
He looks like a girl trying to be transgender.
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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #144 on: May 12, 2011, 02:48:23 PM »
too slow, butterflies :autism:
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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #145 on: May 12, 2011, 02:49:15 PM »
Quote from: The Mizark on November 08, 2010, 12:28:17 PM
Peeps on the Internet always tell me that I will be a virgin for life, that I will never have sex and will die alone, as if THEY were Nostradomous or something. Who else has heard this BULLSHIT?

They are right
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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #146 on: May 12, 2011, 02:49:43 PM »
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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #147 on: May 12, 2011, 02:51:37 PM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #148 on: May 12, 2011, 02:51:49 PM »
Quote from: Jeremy Fisher on May 12, 2011, 02:49:15 PM
Quote from: The Mizark on November 08, 2010, 12:28:17 PM
Peeps on the Internet always tell me that I will be a virgin for life, that I will never have sex and will die alone, as if THEY were Nostradomous or something. Who else has heard this BULLSHIT?

They are right

They are wrong!
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