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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #30 on: November 08, 2010, 04:17:57 PM »
I can pop my own cherry, thank you very much. :wanker:

Yes all you need to do is buy cherries and a pin and you're set!  :2thumbsup:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #31 on: November 08, 2010, 04:19:16 PM »

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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #32 on: November 08, 2010, 04:29:37 PM »


Im not ashamed to admit I bopped the whole way through that video  :zoinks:.

I wonder if they still do tango cherry in big bottles?....... I may buy some tommorow now  :headbang2:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #33 on: November 08, 2010, 05:53:37 PM »
Peeps on the Internet always tell me that I will be a virgin for life, that I will never have sex and will die alone,
Well fuck them. Not really, but you know what I mean. Don't let them get you down, Pentagram.

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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #34 on: November 09, 2010, 02:14:06 AM »
I think he's an annoying twat. :thumbup:

And I think you're a fatass son of a bitch. So there. :thumbdn:

Hippocrite. :orly:

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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #35 on: November 09, 2010, 02:19:51 AM »
Meh, I'll probably be a virgin for life. Doesn't bother me as much as it used to. *as a basement dweller, I shall return to my porn sites*
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #36 on: November 09, 2010, 02:31:16 AM »
Billy Connolly once said "never take advice from the fuckless".

Which means Judy will have to stay away from help-lines and advocacy positions.

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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #37 on: November 09, 2010, 08:52:16 AM »
I would have been content being a virgin myself, but certain things in life happened when I least expected it such as getting a GF even though I wasn't actively looking for one etc.

The virgins I don't like are the desperate/insecure types like Pentagram, who rather base their merits on bullshit rather than acknowledge and work on their faults. The kind that assume every woman is a cunt because they won't go out with annoying egotistical cunts, the type that consider themselves "nice guys" and so on.

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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #38 on: November 09, 2010, 08:53:13 AM »
I haven't been a virgin for a long, looong time.  :orly:
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #39 on: November 09, 2010, 08:57:20 AM »
I would have been content being a virgin myself, but certain things in life happened when I least expected it such as getting a GF even though I wasn't actively looking for one etc.

The virgins I don't like are the desperate/insecure types like Pentagram, who rather base their merits on bullshit rather than acknowledge and work on their faults. The kind that assume every woman is a cunt because they won't go out with annoying egotistical cunts, the type that consider themselves "nice guys" and so on.


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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #40 on: November 09, 2010, 09:04:12 AM »
Have to try better than that, roadrunner. :orly:

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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #41 on: November 09, 2010, 04:40:03 PM »
Meep Meep

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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #42 on: November 09, 2010, 04:43:05 PM »
So he's getting razortwunt to do his videos then?

One virgin to another.

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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #43 on: November 09, 2010, 04:50:07 PM »
I also seen Pentagram in this game:



:laugh:

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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #44 on: November 09, 2010, 08:13:17 PM »
I also seen Pentagram in this game:



:laugh:

Fantasize about running my ass over? ::)