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DukeNukem

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Virgin for Life?
« on: November 08, 2010, 12:28:17 PM »
Peeps on the Internet always tell me that I will be a virgin for life, that I will never have sex and will die alone, as if THEY were Nostradomous or something. Who else has heard this BULLSHIT?
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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2010, 12:28:53 PM »
it's probably true
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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2010, 12:29:36 PM »
I am
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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2010, 01:10:18 PM »
I highly doubt you'll get any sex. The aspies who did are just really lucky. :thumbup:
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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2010, 01:21:30 PM »
Radical thought and my philosophy.

Every moment of every day I am a different person than I was the moment before.  My body may have had sex, but not me, the emotional, thinking, mindly me.  So every time I make love with Prince Albert I am a virgin.  The body may be used, but not the essence of me. 

Don't let what others say bother you.  Some of  the world's greatest people were/are most likely virgins - Mother Teresa, Queen Elizabeth I, Stephen Hawkings.  It doesn't stop them from making wonderful contributions to humanity.
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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2010, 01:26:38 PM »
I don't think Stephen Hawking is a virgin.  He and his first wife had three kids.
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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2010, 01:29:15 PM »
lol
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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2010, 01:29:45 PM »
Lots of twats are also virrgins though. Like the Pope, and me
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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2010, 01:30:18 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on November 08, 2010, 01:26:38 PM
I don't think Stephen Hawking is a virgin.  He and his first wife had three kids.

Artificial insemination?
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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2010, 01:31:26 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on November 08, 2010, 01:30:18 PM
Quote from: Callaway on November 08, 2010, 01:26:38 PM
I don't think Stephen Hawking is a virgin.  He and his first wife had three kids.

Artificial insemination?

I don't know.  I just assumed they did what most married couples do, but maybe she was on top.
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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2010, 01:32:44 PM »
Quote from: Shleed. on November 08, 2010, 01:10:18 PM
I highly doubt you'll get any sex. The aspies who did are just really lucky. :thumbup:
:LOL:

I'm the luckiest guy in the world!!
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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2010, 01:36:00 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on November 08, 2010, 01:31:26 PM
Quote from: Weakling on November 08, 2010, 01:30:18 PM
Quote from: Callaway on November 08, 2010, 01:26:38 PM
I don't think Stephen Hawking is a virgin.  He and his first wife had three kids.

Artificial insemination?

I don't know.  I just assumed they did what most married couples do, but maybe she was on top.

I was only aware of his marriage to his second wife.  He was probably not a virgin with his first wife.  You are correct.
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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2010, 01:42:49 PM »
you wouldn't be the first or the last one to stay virgin for life. sex isn't that amazing if it's not with someone you really want. and if you're with someone you really want, then you're gonna have sex :D
I wouldn't think about that so much. there are more important things in life than sex (in my opinion :D )
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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2010, 02:01:15 PM »
 :indeed:
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Re: Virgin for Life?
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2010, 02:14:03 PM »
You can always get a prostitute  :thumbup:
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