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Do you kiss your cat on the mouth?
« on: November 07, 2010, 08:36:47 PM »
I kiss my cat on the mouth a lot

Not in a pervy way, I just think she's very cute and want to kiss her furry face

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Re: Do you kiss your cat on the mouth?
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2010, 08:39:37 PM »
I kiss my cat on the mouth a lot

Not in a pervy way, I just think she's very cute and want to kiss her furry face

You do realize she licks certain parts of her anatomy that you wouldn't kiss don't you?

And what part of your dissertation is this question?
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Re: Do you kiss your cat on the mouth?
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2010, 08:40:43 PM »
I know she does, but people kiss humans on the mouth all the time. Humans are often also very dirty.

I've seen people put their hands on the toilet seat and stick their head right in when they vomit.

THAT is dirty

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Re: Do you kiss your cat on the mouth?
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2010, 08:42:05 PM »
I know she does, but people kiss humans on the mouth all the time. Humans are often also very dirty.

I've seen people put their hands on the toilet seat and stick their head right in when they vomit.

THAT is dirty

But we don't lick our naughty bits.  And we wash our hands off and mouth out after driving the porcelain carriage.
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Re: Do you kiss your cat on the mouth?
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2010, 09:54:22 PM »
I have seen our cat lick its bum so I am not about to kiss him on the mouth. I will kiss his furry head though. :)
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Re: Do you kiss your cat on the mouth?
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2010, 11:19:56 PM »
no.

DID YOU KNOW
that
YOU ARE INFECTED

so am i
+ everyone who ever happened to ingest cat saliva.

its absolutely true, there was a whole nat geo docu about it. it sounds like alien shit, but again, absolutely true: its a parasitical infection, an algae i think, that GETS INSIDE YOUR BRAIN - AND MAKES YOU ENJOY CATS COMPANY otherwise its harmless!
its intended use is like this:
rodents get a taste of cat poo
gets infected
gets less likely to escape a lurking cat

it was estimated that 70% i think of USA was infected, probably most of the cat-owning world :D

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Re: Do you kiss your cat on the mouth?
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2010, 04:40:20 AM »
I know she does, but people kiss humans on the mouth all the time. Humans are often also very dirty.

I've seen people put their hands on the toilet seat and stick their head right in when they vomit.

THAT is dirty

But we don't lick our naughty bits.  And we wash our hands off and mouth out after driving the porcelain carriage.

Licking of other people's naughty bits does happen though. And I've never seen a "wash your mouth and brush your teeth after oral" campaign.

May be very unhealthy for a cat, to be kissed on the mouth by a human. You'll never know where that human has been before.
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Re: Do you kiss your cat on the mouth?
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2010, 08:40:30 AM »
Used to kiss poco. Poco actually used to come up and bathe my armhairs and stuff. Lick my face and mouth. I don't think its gross at all. Its just a kitty, guys.
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Re: Do you kiss your cat on the mouth?
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2010, 08:46:26 AM »
Kitty piddlers!

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Re: Do you kiss your cat on the mouth?
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2010, 09:02:52 AM »
U jealous, brah?
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Re: Do you kiss your cat on the mouth?
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2010, 12:54:06 PM »
I know she does, but people kiss humans on the mouth all the time. Humans are often also very dirty.

I've seen people put their hands on the toilet seat and stick their head right in when they vomit.

THAT is dirty

But we don't lick our naughty bits.  And we wash our hands off and mouth out after driving the porcelain carriage.

Licking of other people's naughty bits does happen though. And I've never seen a "wash your mouth and brush your teeth after oral" campaign.

May be very unhealthy for a cat, to be kissed on the mouth by a human. You'll never know where that human has been before.

I am clean - I've never licked ANYONE's naughty bits, including my own  :zoinks:

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Re: Do you kiss your cat on the mouth?
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2010, 01:03:18 PM »
I have. Its fun, but thats a different kind of pussy. :zoinks:
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Re: Do you kiss your cat on the mouth?
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2010, 02:17:17 PM »
No, I kiss Destiny on her nose and the top of the head. Although if you called out "kiss kiss", Harley used to come running and you could kiss him on the mouth if you wanted. It was hilarious. :laugh:

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Re: Do you kiss your cat on the mouth?
« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2013, 12:39:23 PM »
I can't understand how people can think that it's disgusting to lick the arse of their boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife but OK to kiss a cat or dog on the mouth  :zombiefuck: :facepalm2:

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Re: Do you kiss your cat on the mouth?
« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2013, 01:19:05 PM »
I LOVE KITTIES!!!