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Re: I didn't want to leave without saying 'goodbye'....
« Reply #15 on: November 24, 2018, 10:23:03 PM »
Goodbye. Take care.
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Re: I didn't want to leave without saying 'goodbye'....
« Reply #16 on: November 25, 2018, 08:53:30 PM »
Funny, I take his comment as a goodbye and he won't be back to read anyone's goodbyes anyway.

Well, I've just read them!

So, HEY! What's up pal?

Ya gotta fill us in on stuff.  Or not.

Good to see you around and on the right side of the snakes, as we say in Texas.

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Re: I didn't want to leave without saying 'goodbye'....
« Reply #17 on: November 26, 2018, 12:16:32 AM »
The right side of the snakes? That's an interesting one.
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Re: I didn't want to leave without saying 'goodbye'....
« Reply #18 on: November 26, 2018, 09:24:49 AM »
The right side of the snakes? That's an interesting one.

Rattlesnakes are quite prolific in west Texas, as are about twenty or so other types. They generally live just underground or in shelter from the sun where they can find it.

Being on the right side of the snakes, meaning above the slippery bastards means you ain't dead yet, which is sometimes all we can hope to maintain for the day.


I think I have also heard about being on the right side of the grass, but you talk about what you know and there is not much grass in west Texas, unless you are growing it for cattle or just to show off that you have water on your land.
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Re: I didn't want to leave without saying 'goodbye'....
« Reply #19 on: November 26, 2018, 01:52:53 PM »
Uuugh! You can have west Texas.

You can have most of the state for that matter.

The only part of Texas I could ever see myself living in is the Hill Country.

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Re: I didn't want to leave without saying 'goodbye'....
« Reply #20 on: November 27, 2018, 12:35:30 AM »
I suppose you'd get used to that sort of thing. :-\
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Re: I didn't want to leave without saying 'goodbye'....
« Reply #21 on: November 27, 2018, 09:10:39 AM »
Uuugh! You can have west Texas.

You can have most of the state for that matter.

The only part of Texas I could ever see myself living in is the Hill Country.
The hill country starts in the west, traveling from New Mexico to Louisiana. The key is to find a place near a river and there are many crossing the land loaded with months long snow melt from the Rockies barreling downhill toward the Gulf of Mexico.
Some of the nicer land is near the gulf where pine wood forests still support a logging industry.
But, central parts of the state have amazing vistas and fertile areas, near Kerrville or Uvalde, San Antonio and San Marcos.

Get within about a hundred miles of the Rio Grande River and you reach flatland, absolutely laser flat for two hundred miles, including the other side of the river. That land is ancient river flood plain or delta area that is VERY fertile and grows anything that can take the heat. Obviously they grow three or four crops every year. Freezing is rare and very short lived, so brassicas or cole crops are grown in cool seasons, but they also plant alliums such as onions and garlic, which will be harvested after full maturity in the late spring.

Desert living is not for everyone, granted, but you learn what to do and they grow crops and cattle.  Where I grew up is a light desert and they get way too much rain every year to be an actual desert, but it usually comes at three or four times per year.
That is why, traveling across west Texas, you see these mile long bridges crossing a dry creek bed. That is because when it DOES rain you will need that bridge to cross that creek.
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Re: I didn't want to leave without saying 'goodbye'....
« Reply #22 on: November 27, 2018, 09:23:01 AM »
I suppose you'd get used to that sort of thing. :-\

Yeah, but if I was about to bitch about annoying pests, it would be the scorpions.

The old saying is, Welcome to Texas, but watch out for yourself. Anything you see can hurt you. If it is walking it will shoot you, if it is crawling it will bite you, if it is flowing it will drown you, if it is flying it will sting you, if it is growing in the ground it will stick you.

There it is.

Interestingly, once you cross state lines into the state you start seeing highway signs such as,  "Mind Your Manners"  or  "Help Those In Need"  or  "Please and Thank You Will Take You Far"  or  "Don't Mess With Texas"  or  "Littering Is Illegal And We Take That Seriously"  all in an effort to help you succeed in your VISIT (read that again. You are visiting, get it?) to this Great State.
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Re: I didn't want to leave without saying 'goodbye'....
« Reply #23 on: November 27, 2018, 10:49:33 AM »
Uuugh! You can have west Texas.

You can have most of the state for that matter.

The only part of Texas I could ever see myself living in is the Hill Country.
The hill country starts in the west, traveling from New Mexico to Louisiana. The key is to find a place near a river and there are many crossing the land loaded with months long snow melt from the Rockies barreling downhill toward the Gulf of Mexico.
Some of the nicer land is near the gulf where pine wood forests still support a logging industry.
But, central parts of the state have amazing vistas and fertile areas, near Kerrville or Uvalde, San Antonio and San Marcos.

Get within about a hundred miles of the Rio Grande River and you reach flatland, absolutely laser flat for two hundred miles, including the other side of the river. That land is ancient river flood plain or delta area that is VERY fertile and grows anything that can take the heat. Obviously they grow three or four crops every year. Freezing is rare and very short lived, so brassicas or cole crops are grown in cool seasons, but they also plant alliums such as onions and garlic, which will be harvested after full maturity in the late spring.

Desert living is not for everyone, granted, but you learn what to do and they grow crops and cattle.  Where I grew up is a light desert and they get way too much rain every year to be an actual desert, but it usually comes at three or four times per year.
That is why, traveling across west Texas, you see these mile long bridges crossing a dry creek bed. That is because when it DOES rain you will need that bridge to cross that creek.

My sister lives in what I call the toenails of the foothills.  Just South of College Station in Navasota.
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Re: I didn't want to leave without saying 'goodbye'....
« Reply #24 on: November 28, 2018, 12:21:18 AM »
I suppose you'd get used to that sort of thing. :-\

Yeah, but if I was about to bitch about annoying pests, it would be the scorpions.

The old saying is, Welcome to Texas, but watch out for yourself. Anything you see can hurt you. If it is walking it will shoot you, if it is crawling it will bite you, if it is flowing it will drown you, if it is flying it will sting you, if it is growing in the ground it will stick you.

There it is.

Interestingly, once you cross state lines into the state you start seeing highway signs such as,  "Mind Your Manners"  or  "Help Those In Need"  or  "Please and Thank You Will Take You Far"  or  "Don't Mess With Texas"  or  "Littering Is Illegal And We Take That Seriously"  all in an effort to help you succeed in your VISIT (read that again. You are visiting, get it?) to this Great State.

So moving there is not really an option? :laugh:
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Re: I didn't want to leave without saying 'goodbye'....
« Reply #25 on: November 28, 2018, 07:46:42 AM »
I suppose you'd get used to that sort of thing. :-\

Yeah, but if I was about to bitch about annoying pests, it would be the scorpions.

The old saying is, Welcome to Texas, but watch out for yourself. Anything you see can hurt you. If it is walking it will shoot you, if it is crawling it will bite you, if it is flowing it will drown you, if it is flying it will sting you, if it is growing in the ground it will stick you.

There it is.

Interestingly, once you cross state lines into the state you start seeing highway signs such as,  "Mind Your Manners"  or  "Help Those In Need"  or  "Please and Thank You Will Take You Far"  or  "Don't Mess With Texas"  or  "Littering Is Illegal And We Take That Seriously"  all in an effort to help you succeed in your VISIT (read that again. You are visiting, get it?) to this Great State.

So moving there is not really an option? :laugh:

Not true, but bring something worthwhile and not in a carpetbag. You will be welcomed.

Most of the big cities are just like all the other big cities. Each have a draw and benefits to living there and even tolerate carpetbaggers.
It is the outlying counties comprising about ninety per cent of the state where some of the warnings like  "Mind Your Manners,"  "Honor Women,"  "Respect your Elders"  and  "No Littering"  actually begin to have more than a comical implication.
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Re: I didn't want to leave without saying 'goodbye'....
« Reply #26 on: November 28, 2018, 12:27:59 PM »
I'd love to visit some day. :)
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Re: I didn't want to leave without saying 'goodbye'....
« Reply #27 on: November 28, 2018, 06:09:16 PM »
I'd love to visit some day. :)
You would be welcomed. Mostly.
If you plan to leave the city, I recommend a decent pair of boots and a hat if it is summer. Find a way to tie your hat to your head, like a decent latigo strap or at least a length of twine.
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Re: I didn't want to leave without saying 'goodbye'....
« Reply #28 on: November 29, 2018, 12:34:40 AM »
I'd love to visit some day. :)
You would be welcomed. Mostly.
If you plan to leave the city, I recommend a decent pair of boots and a hat if it is summer. Find a way to tie your hat to your head, like a decent latigo strap or at least a length of twine.

I think it's one of those places that is so different from everything I know that it would be really cool.
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Re: I didn't want to leave without saying 'goodbye'....
« Reply #29 on: November 29, 2018, 04:28:20 AM »


You'd probably like Broken Hill. The world's biggest mining company, BHP, started here. Guess what the "BH" in BHP stands for?

There is virtually nothing for hundreds of kilometres in any direction, and in the middle of all that is a proper town with a population of 17,000 and a thriving tourist industry.

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