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Re: Recipes and Cooking
« Reply #45 on: November 26, 2010, 08:05:39 PM »
cbc - *peers in kitchen window to see how that scalloped ham is coming along*   

It's coming along great.  Here's the recipe:  Buy Marie Callenders.  Easy as 1,2,3.

 
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Re: Recipes and Cooking
« Reply #46 on: November 27, 2010, 04:38:39 PM »
I went grocherie shopping today, Things i bought.

Flaming hot lays chips
Gummy bear Cola bottles
Jalepenos
LOTS of fucking bread
discounted sliced lunch meat
and mouthwash, 99 cent toothbrushes, and Aquafreash

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Re: Recipes and Cooking
« Reply #47 on: November 28, 2010, 06:43:46 PM »
At cbc's request:

I was running out of mayonnaise for the tuna salad, so I mixed in some bacon ranch salad dressing.  scrumptious

relatively easy breakast - mix some applesauce and peanut butter and put it between two slices of frozen french toast, heat and eat.

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Re: Recipes and Cooking
« Reply #48 on: November 28, 2010, 06:45:22 PM »
cbc - *peers in kitchen window to see how that scalloped ham is coming along*   

It's coming along great.  Here's the recipe:  Buy Marie Callenders.  Easy as 1,2,3.

 


Thank you! That sounds like a recipe I can handle!   :2thumbsup:
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Re: Recipes and Cooking
« Reply #49 on: November 28, 2010, 06:46:19 PM »
At cbc's request:

I was running out of mayonnaise for the tuna salad, so I mixed in some bacon ranch salad dressing.  scrumptious

relatively easy breakast - mix some applesauce and peanut butter and put it between two slices of frozen french toast, heat and eat.



Peanut butter and applesauce...intriguing!   :orly:
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Re: Recipes and Cooking
« Reply #50 on: December 05, 2010, 12:39:32 PM »
Decidedly different

PINEAPPLE FUDGE 

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3 c. sugar
1 tbsp. light corn syrup
1/2 c. crushed pineapple, drained
1/2 c. cream or evaporated milk
2 tbsp. butter
1/2 tsp. vanilla
1 c. chopped walnuts

Combine ;sugar, syrup, pineapple and cream in well buttered heavy saucepan. Bring to a boil over low heat, stirring constantly. Continue cooking, stirring occasionally, until candy reaches soft ball stage (236 degrees). Remove from heat and add butter. DO NOT STIR. Cook until saucepan feels lukewarm. Add vanilla and beat until candy begins to thicken. Beat in nuts and pour into buttered 8 x 8 inch pan as candy firms, it will loose slick look and become creamy. Cool and cut.
 
 
 


 
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Re: Recipes and Cooking
« Reply #51 on: December 05, 2010, 12:44:01 PM »
tons of great recipes

http://www.abbys-kitchen.com/
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Re: Recipes and Cooking
« Reply #52 on: December 07, 2010, 12:32:45 PM »
Almost so simple, easy for even the kitchen challenged.

JELLO FUDGE SANDWICHES 

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1 pkg. sugar free jello fudge pudding
1 3/4 c. skim milk
1/4 c. creamy peanut butter
graham crackers
 
Take an 8x8 brownie pan and line with graham crackers. Put pudding, milk and peanut butter in blender or mix in bowl with handmixer. Blend til smoot. Pour over crackers, add another layer. cover and freeze. You can cut them into squares so they are like an ice cream sandwich.
 
 
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Re: Recipes and Cooking
« Reply #53 on: December 09, 2010, 03:29:51 PM »
Anything with fiber in it that tastes half way decent?

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Re: Recipes and Cooking
« Reply #54 on: December 09, 2010, 04:05:45 PM »
Anything with fiber in it that tastes half way decent?

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Baked white or sweet potato
True whole wheat breads (check the fiber content on the nutrition label.  There's one brand Double Fiber that is literally has twice the fiber of other breads)
Fiber One or the Bran Cereal that looks like small pretzel sticks.  I've never had it, but if I did I'd probably just add a couple of spoons to cooked oatmeal to bulk it up
Fresh fruit such as apples, oranges, grapefruit, kiwi, pineapple (canned).
Brown rice
Vegetables such as celery, lettuce, corn
Simply making a salad and throwing some corn and beans on it will bulk up the fiber
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Re: Recipes and Cooking
« Reply #55 on: December 09, 2010, 04:49:49 PM »
Anything with fiber in it that tastes half way decent?

Easy and quick:

Pot of sweet peas, blend them.
Add some water and a broth cube.
Bring it to the boil.
Add some thin sliced sage and couple of minutes later some parsley (You could grow herbs in pots come year, and season all your food relatively cheap and really good)

Eat this soup with some whole wheat bread and you'll have lots of fibres, with lots of fluids coming with the meal too, since it is soup.

To make the soup even more tasty, and rich, add a dollop of sour cream and stir it well. Not necessary, but possible.



This may be too mild for your tastebuds. But, there is nothing wrong with experimenting with spices and herbs. Cooking your own food can be done cheap, and tasty, if you dare to invest first in spices and herbs.


You could make yourself some bean dishes, with lots of peppers in it. Beans are high fibre. And spicing it up may make you love them. Beans are a cheap way of getting your proteins too. Especially when you combine it with a grain component in your meal.


Adding some crushed flax-seed to yoghurt or to cereal makes a difference.


Chew everything you eat well. Drink lots of water. Fibres without enough fluids will only block you more, yes, fibres do become counter-productive if you forget to drink enough.


Tomatoes are a classic to get your system going again btw, as are some rye based cakes.
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Re: Recipes and Cooking
« Reply #56 on: December 09, 2010, 11:17:04 PM »
Haven't tried this, but it's something that will be on my list.

Savory Oatmeal. Add a little bit of olive oil, flaked sea salt, pepper and extra sharp white cheddar to your cooked oats. Add an egg on top, make sure the yolk is soft.

I don't really care for pumpkin pie spices, but pumpkin has fiber as well so here's another one:

Stirr pumpkin puree, maple syrup and pumpkin pie spice into the cooked oatmeal and top with golden raisins and pecans/walnuts/peanuts.  Just like pumpkin pie, it tastes great slightly chilled or at room temp.
This might make a nice late night snack. 
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Re: Recipes and Cooking
« Reply #57 on: December 10, 2010, 12:08:17 PM »
Oatmeal cooked as directed on the box with a little milk, cinnamon and sugar would taste better than savory oatmeal, IMO.

Grits are good with cheese and a little salt, though.  Grits with sugar taste gross to me.

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Re: Recipes and Cooking
« Reply #58 on: December 10, 2010, 01:19:08 PM »
Oatmeal cooked as directed on the box with a little milk, cinnamon and sugar would taste better than savory oatmeal, IMO.

Grits are good with cheese and a little salt, though.  Grits with sugar taste gross to me.

What is/are grits?
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Re: Recipes and Cooking
« Reply #59 on: December 10, 2010, 01:21:29 PM »
Thanks you guys. now that i'm older i have to start eating right, drinking more water and cease all alcoholic activitys.
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Fortunatley i'm going to act like i'm on a game show to make it seem more exiting, so that i can increase my sucess ratio