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Re: Give yourself credit for anything you've done right!
« Reply #495 on: September 02, 2013, 12:18:51 PM »
I farted.
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Re: Give yourself credit for anything you've done right!
« Reply #496 on: September 02, 2013, 02:12:29 PM »
I have supersonic hearing. which seems to be my superpower,  :2thumbsup:
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Re: Give yourself credit for anything you've done right!
« Reply #497 on: September 02, 2013, 02:42:20 PM »
Quote from: Richard on September 02, 2013, 12:05:22 PM
I can chop up food like a chef.

  Do you have good knives at home?  Chefs love those things!   :fatchef:
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Re: Give yourself credit for anything you've done right!
« Reply #498 on: September 02, 2013, 02:43:58 PM »
  I got a lot done at work today, now I can enjoy my vacation!  8)
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Re: Give yourself credit for anything you've done right!
« Reply #499 on: September 02, 2013, 02:52:01 PM »
Quote from: Richard on September 02, 2013, 02:12:29 PM
I have supersonic hearing. which seems to be my superpower,  :2thumbsup:

Yo heard me fart.
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Re: Give yourself credit for anything you've done right!
« Reply #500 on: September 02, 2013, 04:32:14 PM »
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on September 02, 2013, 12:08:23 PM
Quote from: McWorker on September 02, 2013, 11:29:39 AM
Today i called i like i see it twice.
I have been biting my tongue lately.
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i see so much crap, here there and everywhere in my everyday life.
Lately I've been letting it slide. 

Today i said something. Twice!
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Re: Give yourself credit for anything you've done right!
« Reply #501 on: September 03, 2013, 08:13:31 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 02, 2013, 02:42:20 PM
Do you have good knives at home?  Chefs love those things!   :fatchef:
Oh no. actually my knives suck, hah. for a fat man that chef walks mighty fast!
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Re: Give yourself credit for anything you've done right!
« Reply #502 on: September 03, 2013, 08:27:12 AM »
Quote from: Richard on September 03, 2013, 08:13:31 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 02, 2013, 02:42:20 PM
Do you have good knives at home?  Chefs love those things!   :fatchef:
Oh no. actually my knives suck, hah. for a fat man that chef walks mighty fast!

  That's because he has a lot of people to feed!  That prime rib isn't going to cook itself!   :fatchef:
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Re: Give yourself credit for anything you've done right!
« Reply #503 on: September 03, 2013, 08:29:49 AM »
Maybe he's walking so fast to the dinning room to kill the customers instead of cooking prime rib,  :evillaugh:

He does look a little hot under the collar!
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Re: Give yourself credit for anything you've done right!
« Reply #504 on: September 03, 2013, 08:34:33 AM »
Quote from: Richard on September 03, 2013, 08:29:49 AM
Maybe he's walking so fast to the dinning room to kill the customers instead of cooking prime rib,  :evillaugh:

He does look a little hot under the collar!

  I don't blame him, customers can be a pain in the ass!  :mad:
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Re: Give yourself credit for anything you've done right!
« Reply #505 on: September 03, 2013, 08:39:15 AM »
You are correct. I remember when I was the dishwasher/busser at this retirement community and I had to get people there drinks, this one lady swore up and down that I gave her the wrong drink. I don't remember what flavor she wanted and what she ultimately ended up getting but she made it an international incident by calling my boss over to taste her drink for her because she just knew I gave her the wrong one. And the thing that really pissed me off is while everyone there was clearly elderly, this bitch looked like she was in her 30's. I wanted to grab her head and slam it on the table when she was causing such a scene,  :thumbdn:
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Re: Give yourself credit for anything you've done right!
« Reply #506 on: September 03, 2013, 08:47:03 AM »
Quote from: Richard on September 03, 2013, 08:39:15 AM
You are correct. I remember when I was the dishwasher/busser at this retirement community and I had to get people there drinks, this one lady swore up and down that I gave her the wrong drink. I don't remember what flavor she wanted and what she ultimately ended up getting but she made it an international incident by calling my boss over to taste her drink for her because she just knew I gave her the wrong one. And the thing that really pissed me off is while everyone there was clearly elderly, this bitch looked like she was in her 30's. I wanted to grab her head and slam it on the table when she was causing such a scene,  :thumbdn:

  Our retirement home is mostly for over-65s but occasionally we have younger residents who are admitted because of disability.
  Maybe that woman was there because of disability too.  I'm very glad I don't waitress anymore.  It made me cranky.  :thumbdn:
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Re: Give yourself credit for anything you've done right!
« Reply #507 on: September 03, 2013, 08:55:12 AM »
How can a sweet weeble such as yourself ever be cranky? :prude:
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Re: Give yourself credit for anything you've done right!
« Reply #508 on: September 03, 2013, 08:57:02 AM »
Quote from: Richard on September 03, 2013, 08:55:12 AM
How can a sweet weeble such as yourself ever be cranky? :prude:

  Oh, you'd be surprised.  It's better for everyone that I work in the kitchen and not the dining room.  >:D
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Re: Give yourself credit for anything you've done right!
« Reply #509 on: September 03, 2013, 09:01:44 AM »
I had to work in the dining room and kitchen. I think this area here really is use to Mexican immigrants, obviously they work really fast. and while I was quick, I couldn't keep up. Once I put a cup in the ice and holy shit, some rata in the kitchen threatend to call the county health inspectors because I made a mistake.

What I should have done was gently slide the ice tongs down my butt crack when nobody was looking, giving them a real reason to tattle on me!  :evillaugh:
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