A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: couldbecousin on February 04, 2011, 05:19:43 PMI got angry on my own behalf. did the other party take the appropriate notice?
I got angry on my own behalf.
went to the toilet
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There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: Sophahamahamed, peace be upon him on February 07, 2011, 12:19:19 AMwent to the toiletWithout showering?
I gave one month's notice at my evening job. Soon I will have my evenings free again, and will be less stressed and tired.
Quote from: couldbecousin on February 10, 2011, 07:52:12 PMI gave one month's notice at my evening job. Soon I will have my evenings free again, and will be less stressed and tired. More time for postwhoring I presume.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Took good care of my dad after his hip replacement without once yelling at him for his incessant talking and without turning into a drooling idiot. I did have to hide out in my room a lot, but I never told him to shut the fuck up. I can't believe I did it.
Quote from: neurochemist on February 13, 2011, 01:24:48 AMTook good care of my dad after his hip replacement without once yelling at him for his incessant talking and without turning into a drooling idiot. I did have to hide out in my room a lot, but I never told him to shut the fuck up. I can't believe I did it.I wouldn't have lasted a day without losing it. You're awesome!
This has been my 1st full winter using my wood stove and I've managed to not burn the house down. :lol:Brutal winter this year. Electric bill for December & January was $128 & $117......would have been over $200 each month without the wood stove insert.