Give yourself credit for anything you've done right!

[MLA]

I forgot my husband's phone but luckily I had my own so I used it to film my son's preschool ending ceremony. I remembered to do a family memory.

Remembering to do memories is the best way to remember that memory after your memory no longer holds on to the remembering.

[WolFish]

had a really bad day and managed to get through it with limited stress.

[Grey Area]

I applied coconut oil to my hair without turning it into something resembling a slimy dead octopus. Turns out I needed a lot less than I originally thought I did. A LOT less.

["couldbecousin"]

I applied coconut oil to my hair without turning it into something resembling a slimy dead octopus. Turns out I needed a lot less than I originally thought I did. A LOT less.

  Coconut oil is great stuff.  I'll bet your hair is marvelously conditioned! 

[Queen Victoria]

I applied coconut oil to my hair without turning it into something resembling a slimy dead octopus. Turns out I needed a lot less than I originally thought I did. A LOT less.

a shampoo manufacturer was trying to increase sales.  He involved the whole company in the effort.  The winning entry:

Lather, rinse, repeat.

I use a whole lot less of most everything.  A small pea size of toothpaste, a minute amount of moisturizer. etc.  It has saved me money over the years.  After all, if you put something on thickly, the top layer isn't doing anything but making someone else richer.  Ditto for toothpaste dripping from your chin.

["couldbecousin"]

toothpaste dripping from your chin.

  This is making me laugh, much welcomed after a dull and lonely day. 

[Queen Victoria]

The PR bowls twice a week with two other handicapped girls.  She wants to bowl today as well.  I said she could. 

She told me that she had texted one of the Kelseys to see if she was coming bowling today (not one of The PR's days). 

Awesome because it's the first time she's texted someone out of the family and because this Kelsey is deaf (cochlear implant).

Weird.  I just realized that all three ladies have multiple handicaps. 

(It sometimes gets confusing because we have Kelsey L S(last initial), Kelsey M S(last initial) and Nellie.  Occasionally a man, Wesley, comes to the alley.  Then it's really a tongue twister:  Kelsey, Kelsey, Wesley and Nellie.

['andersom']

Awesome. The PR seems to make more progress, lately.

["couldbecousin"]

  I accidentally stole a package of batteries from the store.  Yes, accidentally.    The package fell to
  the bottom of my shopping cart, where it was obscured from view under a couple of sale flyers.  I
  found it by accident while loading my bags into the waiting cab.  So as soon as I got home, I called
  the store and reported my accidental theft and promised to return soon and pay for the batteries.
  Yesterday I brought the empty package to the store to be scanned, and I paid what I owed. 

[Queen Victoria]

  I accidentally stole a package of batteries from the store.  Yes, accidentally.    The package fell to
  the bottom of my shopping cart, where it was obscured from view under a couple of sale flyers.  I
  found it by accident while loading my bags into the waiting cab.  So as soon as I got home, I called
  the store and reported my accidental theft and promised to return soon and pay for the batteries.
  Yesterday I brought the empty package to the store to be scanned, and I paid what I owed. 

Abe Lincoln to the core.

[Pyraxis]

You called the bank person you've been procrastinating about for two months. You got the forms you needed.

[WolFish]

got music off two old mp3 players that were not recognized by the computer.

[WolFish]

figured out that my scanner wasn't working because the printer doesn't like a hot swap.

["couldbecousin"]

figured out that my scanner wasn't working because the printer doesn't like a hot swap.

  Googled  "hot swap." 

[Pyraxis]

Cleaned your desk.