All right heres one. Other day me and a bro were walking back from the strip mall, and we encounter a gigantic dog. My buddy acts like he's gonna piss his pants, and suddenly the dog acts agressive and starts following us. My pals all freaking out, when finally I inform him that dogs sense things humans don't, and the dog is just acting like that because of the image my buddy is portraying.
I promptly turn around, give the dog one of my famous "looks", and tell it to fuck off. It whined a little, and ran away. Go Rage eh?