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Google Search Disappointments.
« on: November 09, 2010, 11:35:10 PM »
I typed "Tijuana Donkey Show" into google images and got NOTHING man! NOTHING!!!  >:(

Post your google search let-downs.

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Re: Google Search Disappointments.
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2010, 11:45:05 PM »
LOL. So your turret is Donkey shows? epic off the wall aspertard fascination.
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« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2010, 11:49:29 PM »
LOL. So your turret is Donkey shows? 

For the next 5 minutes... till I can think of something else.  8)

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Re: Google Search Disappointments.
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2010, 11:58:59 PM »
Ooh, another google search gripe. When you type in "gorgeous asian sluts", you end up with several she-male images! :puke:


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« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2010, 12:02:40 AM »
Ooh, another google search gripe. When you type in "gorgeous asian sluts", you end up with several she-male images! :puke:



:rofl:

I'll check.

I got this one:

http://www.xvideos.com/video106959/gorgeous_asian_slut_2

And that one DID deliver. Literally. You aked for it.

WARNING!! While the images are slightly blurred, it does show the whole thing.
« Last Edit: November 10, 2010, 12:52:37 AM by Steve-O »

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Re: Google Search Disappointments.
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2010, 12:23:30 AM »
I typed "Tijuana Donkey Show" into google images and got NOTHING man! NOTHING!!!  >:(

Post your google search let-downs.

Here's one for Tijuana Donkey Shows:

http://www.mytijuanaonline.com/english/baja_california/tijuana_donkey_show.html

Not much, but what can you do?

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Re: Google Search Disappointments.
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2010, 01:10:41 AM »
Remove word "gorgeous" and insert "dirty"....that's what you really want ;P

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« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2010, 01:20:21 AM »
Remove word "gorgeous" and insert "dirty"....that's what you really want ;P

Actually, I typed in 'georgeous' by mistake..... :lol:

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« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2010, 10:23:14 AM »
Remove word "gorgeous" and insert "dirty"....that's what you really want ;P

I like looking at a pretty face too.  ;)

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Re: Google Search Disappointments.
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2010, 09:57:44 PM »
 :zoinks:


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« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2010, 12:52:16 AM »

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Re: Google Search Disappointments.
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2010, 11:08:52 PM »
OK, enough about my google search disapointments, lets hear about other peoples!!! :hint:

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Re: Google Search Disappointments.
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2010, 09:05:17 AM »
Us farmers love The Google.

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Re: Google Search Disappointments.
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2010, 10:20:04 PM »
1. google.no prioritizes norwegian results = squat shit, i have to manually turn to google.com to get anything of value. "how helpful"
2. ignores my exact search. if i want "stop" i do NOT want "stopped" or "stopping" or "stoppalahoola"
3. ignores subtracted words, sometimes to a ridiculous degree. ive had searches where whole list of exclusions are showing up first on the result list.
4. finds pages without a single mention of my keywords, including image searches that have absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with my search.
5. pops up images in the image search, often blocking the actual search box.
6. "did you mean - - - ?" NO I DID NOT MEAN! I AM NOT A FUCKING RETARD!!! SOMETIMES... there are strange words in this world!
6.5 FORCED,. yes, FORCED re-done search for what google thought i meant. this has happened some times, but mostly does not happen. idunno what triggers it to happen, but it pissed me off a lot.

#3 is by far my biggest grievance with google.
the whole idea of subtracting/excluding a word is to NARROW DOWN the search. when google blatantly ignores this, then there is _no point_ in the feature at all.
right now altavista > google.
« Last Edit: November 17, 2010, 10:22:53 PM by ZEGH8578 »

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« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2010, 06:53:22 AM »
"twinks for straight girls" is quite dissapointing. Well, it is practically impossible to find porn for women. Anything like "naked tattoo guy" really doesnt work, either. Ive been known to search through tons of gay porn just looking for what Im looking for. Even the solo stuff usually isnt very good as it is directed towards gay men. Maybe I should look at less porn or start liking women more.